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Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich
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Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich
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» Putting the Fun in Funeral
What a crappy funeral
A girl from the school my mum taught at was found dead in her house, (i think she was stabbed or took an overdose), and my mum had to go to the funeral service, along with many of the chavy pupils. Most didn't bother to dress appropriately and over half that did come kept leaving for cigerette breaks.
The Crazy Frog ringtone was played.
Enough said
(Thu 11th May 2006, 11:45, More)
What a crappy funeral
A girl from the school my mum taught at was found dead in her house, (i think she was stabbed or took an overdose), and my mum had to go to the funeral service, along with many of the chavy pupils. Most didn't bother to dress appropriately and over half that did come kept leaving for cigerette breaks.
The Crazy Frog ringtone was played.
Enough said
(Thu 11th May 2006, 11:45, More)
» Crap meals out
My grandparents and the fluffy stew
Many years ago my grandparents went to some place in africa I believe (will post when I rememeber) and ordered a stew. When they asked what exactly was in it, the waiter pointed to a box of...live kittens.
True story.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 18:38, More)
My grandparents and the fluffy stew
Many years ago my grandparents went to some place in africa I believe (will post when I rememeber) and ordered a stew. When they asked what exactly was in it, the waiter pointed to a box of...live kittens.
True story.
(Sat 29th Apr 2006, 18:38, More)
» Toilets
A couple of years ago
Went to a bar where my best friend's boyfriend worked with a few mates. We all went to the ladies (as you do) and as the lock was dodgey I held my lil friend lisa (shes well under 5 foot)'s door by puting my foot under the door and pulling it up and towards me.
Unfortunatly the door came off its hinges and fell on her at an odd angle wich wedged her on the loo under the twisted door.
My friends bf had to come and rescue her after 10 minutes of laughing at her.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 14:06, More)
A couple of years ago
Went to a bar where my best friend's boyfriend worked with a few mates. We all went to the ladies (as you do) and as the lock was dodgey I held my lil friend lisa (shes well under 5 foot)'s door by puting my foot under the door and pulling it up and towards me.
Unfortunatly the door came off its hinges and fell on her at an odd angle wich wedged her on the loo under the twisted door.
My friends bf had to come and rescue her after 10 minutes of laughing at her.
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 14:06, More)
» Pet Stories
Cat threw up on my dictionary sir!
My sister had to use this as an excuse for not bringing her German dictionary to class once. This wasn't exactly what really happened.
The truth was she sneeked up behind one of my cats when they were about a year old. He was snoozing on her sofa bed when she jumped out shouting 'boo'. He shat all over her school bag and homework in terror.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 12:37, More)
Cat threw up on my dictionary sir!
My sister had to use this as an excuse for not bringing her German dictionary to class once. This wasn't exactly what really happened.
The truth was she sneeked up behind one of my cats when they were about a year old. He was snoozing on her sofa bed when she jumped out shouting 'boo'. He shat all over her school bag and homework in terror.
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 12:37, More)
» Toilets
Hmm, ah yes I know (sorry mum)
When I was a kid we had a white cat called Suki that sat across my mum's sholders wehn we were in the car.
One day we were taking one of these long journeys (prooberly essex-north wales) and my mum was desparate for the loo so she stopped at a lay by and used the cat tray
Another time (same mum) she was rather ill and used the public toilet which had no toilet roll. Cause she was in a bad way she had to use cheques from her chequebook
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 14:00, More)
Hmm, ah yes I know (sorry mum)
When I was a kid we had a white cat called Suki that sat across my mum's sholders wehn we were in the car.
One day we were taking one of these long journeys (prooberly essex-north wales) and my mum was desparate for the loo so she stopped at a lay by and used the cat tray
Another time (same mum) she was rather ill and used the public toilet which had no toilet roll. Cause she was in a bad way she had to use cheques from her chequebook
(Fri 2nd Sep 2005, 14:00, More)