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bored, inspired by absolute rubbish! likes funny stuff, lots of inane crap.

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» Bullshit and Bullshitters

Wedding bliss.
Biggest bullshit lie ever.

the vicar asked me, at the alter:
"will you love her, honour her, cherish and obey her, as long as you both shall live..."?

me: "i will".

Priceless. It cracks me up every time. Dumb bitch.
(Fri 14th Jan 2011, 14:34, More)

» Worst Band Ever

There is a place in hell for....
....any of those cunts who have been on the X factor, Pop Idol, Pop Idol the Rivals, Pop Idol USA or Pop Idol in fucking Armenia.

Simon Cowell is going to spend eternity listening to the sound of Will Youngs tongue, rimming his anus. With a tongue made from broken glass and safety pins. cunt.
(Thu 6th Jan 2011, 11:37, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Teenage Crushes - Wee Jimmy Krankie.
or in the 80s when she appeared on saturday morning TV, it was more like Wee Jimmy Wanky.

Am i sick?
(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 14:29, More)

» Worst Band Ever

Talking Heads
Go to Iraq, have your heads removed, and lets see if you can make any more shit music. cunts.
(Wed 5th Jan 2011, 10:41, More)