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When i was 16
My auntie held quite a senior position at a very famous London department store, managed to get me 2 weeks work experience. Coming from a small town in the midlands the thought of working in London was the most exciting thing to ever have happened to me.

This store hadn't had any work experience people working there before so I was like 'the new kid' and was shown all sorts of brilliant things and also given info when a celebrity was in the store.

I would get a call to my office with the location of a celebrity then race through the secret back corridors to said location.

One day I got a call telling me Robbie Williams was in the store. As a 16 year old girl I was so excited, I was a massive Robbie fan at the time (this is quite hard to admit). The location given was 'the pharmacy'. I ran so fast to get there, I popped out of the secret door and saw him wandering up to the counter to purchase some items. I wondered how I could get closer to him without alerting his attention. I grabbed a pocket pack of tissues off a shelf and stood behind him in the queue. I couldn't believe it, Robbie Williams was less than 30cms from me, oh my god!!!! I couldn't believe it, I was just wishing my friends could see me!

I was sweating I was so nervous. He then stepped up to the counter to purchase his items but also started asking for some information from the pharmasist. The following conversation he had with the pharmasist changed my whole perception of celebrity in the space of one minute.

"I need some help, I keep shitting myself everywhere I go, I keep shitting in my hotel room and just covering the bed with my runny shit, I had a girl with me last night and she woke up covered in my shit, please can you give me something to stop me shitting?'

Instant dissapointment and disgust at this now small little man from stoke standing in front of me. All mystery and celebrity aura had vanished. He then turned round and shouted at his mate Jonathan Wilkes

" Get some jonnies in for tonight mate"

And that is how Robbie Williams smashed my teenage idolisation of all celebrities, they all shit and all of it stinks!
(Sat 18th Apr 2009, 22:22, More)