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B&Q
As you know I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams
but I had a close call yesterday, and thought I should alert you.


I walked into B&Q at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in orange asked me
if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and that was the
end of that.

Those with slower reactions might not be so lucky. Please keep your wits
about you next time you go to one of these DIY places.

*tumbleweed*
(Tue 16th Dec 2008, 16:33, More)

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To avoid severe stomach cramps
dont keep left over cocaine in a mug by your bed, wake in the middle of the night desperately thirsty, take said mug and fill with water.........

*dry retches*
(Mon 22nd Dec 2008, 17:11, More)

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Thou Shalt Not Steal
Stealing money from a village church collection box (i say box, more of a jam jar) as a 7 year old to gorge myself on cheap pic'n'mix.

*hangs head and waits for the villagers to light the fire*
(Tue 16th Dec 2008, 16:27, More)