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no seatbelt, Drove through telephone pole, drunk and cops still gave me a ride home -- off scott free!
So, I'm 17. Out at a nightclub where I met a lovely bartender which I ended up shagging a few weeks later -- anyway, this night we met and she bought me drinks ALL night. Cue 2 am, driving home, no seat belt, and fell asleep at the wheel. Awoke to a tremendously loud BANG! and blurred visions of small sapling trees going by the car windows. Another tree. BANG. full stop.
Car in front of me noticed I drove of the road and stopped. They were kind enough to ask if I was alright (which I was, strangely, besides the concussion from the windscreen I hit) -- then they pointed out the Telephone pole completely across the street -- Apparently I had driven right through it. Cops showed up. Another lovely female and she had me sit in her car (it was cold). Came in, interviewed me and casually asked if I had anything to drink. I lied and said ONE beer and feel asleep because I was up all drink previously studying for final exams. She let me off, and even drove me home. Oh, and the car had perfect semi-circle in the front of the car, from the telephone pole.
(Fri 20th Aug 2010, 19:16, More)
no seatbelt, Drove through telephone pole, drunk and cops still gave me a ride home -- off scott free!
So, I'm 17. Out at a nightclub where I met a lovely bartender which I ended up shagging a few weeks later -- anyway, this night we met and she bought me drinks ALL night. Cue 2 am, driving home, no seat belt, and fell asleep at the wheel. Awoke to a tremendously loud BANG! and blurred visions of small sapling trees going by the car windows. Another tree. BANG. full stop.
Car in front of me noticed I drove of the road and stopped. They were kind enough to ask if I was alright (which I was, strangely, besides the concussion from the windscreen I hit) -- then they pointed out the Telephone pole completely across the street -- Apparently I had driven right through it. Cops showed up. Another lovely female and she had me sit in her car (it was cold). Came in, interviewed me and casually asked if I had anything to drink. I lied and said ONE beer and feel asleep because I was up all drink previously studying for final exams. She let me off, and even drove me home. Oh, and the car had perfect semi-circle in the front of the car, from the telephone pole.
(Fri 20th Aug 2010, 19:16, More)
» Annoying words and phrases
Shitburgers.
My cousin coined it -- when a situation goes horribly wrong or not the way you intended -- you exclaim "ah, Shitburgers" ...
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 15:19, More)
Shitburgers.
My cousin coined it -- when a situation goes horribly wrong or not the way you intended -- you exclaim "ah, Shitburgers" ...
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 15:19, More)
» Public Sex
Poison Ivy Patch
yes, really. By complete accident of course.
Scratching and itching for over a week.
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 21:22, More)
Poison Ivy Patch
yes, really. By complete accident of course.
Scratching and itching for over a week.
(Fri 24th Apr 2009, 21:22, More)