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» School Days
Popularity
I was without a doubt, the most popular kid in school. I remember how all the kids were so concerned for my safety, they'd often take a bite out of my lunch to make sure it wasn't poisoned.
Were any of you lot as popular as me?
(Sat 31st Jan 2009, 4:08, More)
Popularity
I was without a doubt, the most popular kid in school. I remember how all the kids were so concerned for my safety, they'd often take a bite out of my lunch to make sure it wasn't poisoned.
Were any of you lot as popular as me?
(Sat 31st Jan 2009, 4:08, More)
» The Credit Crunch
My Top Tip for Surviving the Credit Crunch
Make all your worries disappear by drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Be careful though, Tesco value lager may be cheaper per can, but it contains less alcohol, it's a false economy. I recommend a cheap gin, you can get 1 litre for less than a fiver at most major superstores.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 23:31, More)
My Top Tip for Surviving the Credit Crunch
Make all your worries disappear by drinking copious amounts of alcohol. Be careful though, Tesco value lager may be cheaper per can, but it contains less alcohol, it's a false economy. I recommend a cheap gin, you can get 1 litre for less than a fiver at most major superstores.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 23:31, More)
» School Days
Can I get a copy of that please sir?
I was in sociology class and our teacher was holding up a copy of the mock exam for the previous year. It was open on a page showing an example of a magazine cover, for GQ magazine I believe. There was a picture of a pretty ripped guy on this cover, looking all moody and greased up. One of the guys in the class promptly stuck up his hand and shouted "Can I get a copy of that please sir?" rather over eagerly.
I took this enthusiasm to imply that said guy was in fact a gay, and eager to get a hold of the picture of the ripped guy. I started laughing and I couldn't stop. The class was on hold for about 10 minutes whilst I calmed down.
I'm still laughing about it now.....
...my boyfriend thinks I'm immature.
(Sat 31st Jan 2009, 2:05, More)
Can I get a copy of that please sir?
I was in sociology class and our teacher was holding up a copy of the mock exam for the previous year. It was open on a page showing an example of a magazine cover, for GQ magazine I believe. There was a picture of a pretty ripped guy on this cover, looking all moody and greased up. One of the guys in the class promptly stuck up his hand and shouted "Can I get a copy of that please sir?" rather over eagerly.
I took this enthusiasm to imply that said guy was in fact a gay, and eager to get a hold of the picture of the ripped guy. I started laughing and I couldn't stop. The class was on hold for about 10 minutes whilst I calmed down.
I'm still laughing about it now.....
...my boyfriend thinks I'm immature.
(Sat 31st Jan 2009, 2:05, More)
» The Credit Crunch
Credit Brunch
Things are a bit more expensive in tesco.....
...erm
....that's it.
oh, and an irish family looted all my potatoes the other day.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 0:29, More)
Credit Brunch
Things are a bit more expensive in tesco.....
...erm
....that's it.
oh, and an irish family looted all my potatoes the other day.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 0:29, More)