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nobody's looked at my profile for years! What the fuck are you doing here?


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» Take my Mother-in-law...

the MIL
Not mine, but actually my mum's.
At her funeral, the story about "Betty" was to become to be known all through her later years as "Millie" to everyone she knew. Apparently her sons and daughters-in-law had all been calling her "the MIL" up until the time we small grandkids were born, so we started calling her "Mil" or "Millie" as well, and the name seemed to stick. We actually grew up thinking her name was "Millie" and soon the whole family and all her friends and so on knew her as that. Of course later on we learned that wasn't her real name, but the truth of where the name came from was only to be explained after she was dead - got a laugh at the funeral, at least...
(Sun 11th Sep 2005, 14:18, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

hmm
well I had this blod clot recently and it went all through my lungs and I didn't die. So that's kind of lucky.
(Tue 19th Sep 2006, 11:08, More)

» I'm an expert

I'm an expert
in procrastina oh look a cute puppy
(Sun 26th Jun 2005, 1:49, More)

» I just don't get it

this topic.
I just don't get it.

Also sex.
(Sun 3rd Apr 2005, 10:15, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

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It was a long slow night, and two security guards at the local railway yard were talking about women they'd had.

The first guy tells the second "The other night a girl must have broken into the yard - she was down on the tracks amongst the railway carts. I went out and picked her up, and we hit it off right away! She was hot for me and one thing led to another.. We made love several times that night."

The second guy asks the first: "Well, was she pretty?"

To which the first replies "Don't know, I never found the head."
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 23:08, More)
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