» Turning into your parents

My father was a pretty famous big game hunter
I never wanted to follow in his footsteps. It just didn't appeal to me, all the killing zebras and lions. Then one day I got bitten by the bug and bagged myself four giraffe, twelve antelope, and a couple of tigers.

I thought my dad would be pleased of his boy... but he wasn't.

Unfortunately I was on a school trip to Windsor Safari Park at the time.
(Tue 5th May 2009, 15:53, More)

» Turning into your parents

The last time my girlfriend
asked me to give her something hot and steamy.

I made her a cup of tea...
(Tue 5th May 2009, 17:17, More)

» Banks

Due
to a car accident a couple of years ago I lost my job and was unable to work. I couldn't pay my bills so was forced to join up with a debt management company to help me pay reduced sums to the banks - I don't like doing this, but I want to pay back what I owe. I'm not going to run away from the debt, but I needed the banks to understand my earning capacity had altered drastically and I still needed to eat and keep a roof over my head.

Two and a half years later and the banks are still refusing to listen. They ignore letters with payment plan proposals. They continue to charge me the Earth. But rather than transfer the debt to a collections agency, they'd rather keep it. Keeping me in limbo, adding on the interest and the charges. And there's bugger all I can do about it.

I really don't like banks.
(Mon 20th Jul 2009, 17:14, More)