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I am Ian. I like pie.
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I am Ian. I like pie.
Working and living in sunny Bristol at the moment.
I climb, I bike and I drink. A jack of all trades and master of fuck all.
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» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
running up the stairs
using my hands as well as my feet
LOVE IT!!
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 14:49, More)
running up the stairs
using my hands as well as my feet
LOVE IT!!
(Thu 13th Mar 2008, 14:49, More)
» Weddings
i was guest of honour...
Myself and a buddy were climbing and camping in a nature reserve in South Africa when a big (BIG) storm hit the area we were in. Everything was soaked.
Anyway - heading back to our camp I spied a marquee...
So I hatched the idea that as we were the only ones around we should use it to get some shelter. The chairs or food on tables did not deter me as I draped my soaked tent over some chairs, hung my clothes out to dry on some climbing rope tied to the corners and fired up my camping stove to cook some pasta.
It was at that moment, wearing nothing buy my skidmarked underpants and squatting in front of a bowl of pasta that the wedding party arrived, walking through the door and only 5 minutes ahead of the bridal couple...
Oh how they laughed.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 18:18, More)
i was guest of honour...
Myself and a buddy were climbing and camping in a nature reserve in South Africa when a big (BIG) storm hit the area we were in. Everything was soaked.
Anyway - heading back to our camp I spied a marquee...
So I hatched the idea that as we were the only ones around we should use it to get some shelter. The chairs or food on tables did not deter me as I draped my soaked tent over some chairs, hung my clothes out to dry on some climbing rope tied to the corners and fired up my camping stove to cook some pasta.
It was at that moment, wearing nothing buy my skidmarked underpants and squatting in front of a bowl of pasta that the wedding party arrived, walking through the door and only 5 minutes ahead of the bridal couple...
Oh how they laughed.
(Fri 15th Jul 2005, 18:18, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
The English football team and the World Cup
seriously? they beat Latvia/the Vatican or some other footballing nation and then we're subjected to months of speculation along the lines of "the world cup is coming home" with the associated battle of Britain imagery.
You dont hear the Germans, Brazilians, Italians etc going on about it constantly. Why not? Because they've won it more than once. Oh and also because they're not FUCKING RETARDED!
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 11:34, More)
The English football team and the World Cup
seriously? they beat Latvia/the Vatican or some other footballing nation and then we're subjected to months of speculation along the lines of "the world cup is coming home" with the associated battle of Britain imagery.
You dont hear the Germans, Brazilians, Italians etc going on about it constantly. Why not? Because they've won it more than once. Oh and also because they're not FUCKING RETARDED!
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 11:34, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
RnB
What, so racist sexist music is ok if the singer is black?
fuckoff, cunt
(Tue 20th Oct 2009, 18:46, More)
RnB
What, so racist sexist music is ok if the singer is black?
fuckoff, cunt
(Tue 20th Oct 2009, 18:46, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
The travelling one below reminds me of more...
people who go to Australia and Thailand, stay in hotels and then never SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE SEEN THE WORLD
There are more that 150 countries out there, 2 tourist hotspots does NOT make you the next Ran Fiennes.
JUST DIE
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 11:50, More)
The travelling one below reminds me of more...
people who go to Australia and Thailand, stay in hotels and then never SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW THEY HAVE SEEN THE WORLD
There are more that 150 countries out there, 2 tourist hotspots does NOT make you the next Ran Fiennes.
JUST DIE
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 11:50, More)