» I don't understand the attraction

The Smiths
The group that is, not people called Smith.

Is it cool/hip/trendy, or whetever the current phrase is, to say you like them nowadays? flowers up the arse nonces...
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 17:01, More)

» Getting Old

A bloke I know
went to pick up a prescription and was surpised when the pharmacist waved away his credit card. Thinking they only accepted cash, he started getting his money out and then the Pharmacist explained he didn't have to pay at all, with being over 60. That pissed him right off.
(Fri 8th Jun 2012, 10:35, More)

» Dodgy work ethics

More an employees dodgy work ethic...
A bloke I worked with a few years ago used to have a job delivering sun beds. Usually these were for young ladies so he'd happily give them some chat, set the sun beds up, check they worked and be on his way...for about about as long as he reckoned it'd take them to get their kit off and then he'd be back knocking on the door because he'd 'forgotten' to leave the goggles. Worked quite well apparently.

Maybe I should have put this in the Top Tips section
(Tue 12th Jul 2011, 22:31, More)

» Redundant technology

I don't like throwing stuff out if it still works
even if it means keeping it in the loft...like my Compaq 286e luggable with it's 40MB hard disk, basically it's like carrying a breeze block in a bag, but heavier.

Length? 5 1/4" floppy
(Thu 4th Nov 2010, 13:07, More)

» Twattery

Has anyone mentioned Facebook Users?
I don't mean the ones who connect and keep in touch with people they actually know, I can understand that. It's the ones who connect with friends of friends (repeat ad naseum) or, in fact, anyone...twats.

Then there's all the pictures people take of themselves, usually pouting, to stick on there. If you love yourself that much, go and sort yourself out in front of a mirror...twats.

Plus I'm getting emails that someone is shopping in town, or eating at Pizza Express etc, etc.. like I give a shit! maybe I should set 'taking a dump' or 'cracking one off' as my status...and if you're at a concert, watch the frigging show, that's what you've paid to see, never mind bragging about where you are to your 'friends'...twats

I don't want to know every little detail of your life, if you have the need to write your feelings down, use a diary. Meet up with friends to talk, show them photos of your holiday, kids, fluffeh cats etc.....twats

Get outside, meet real people, stop spending your life online and stop spouting off your every thought to people you don't actually know - most of whom won't actually care, 'cos it's not about them...twats

Hang on......oh fuck, it's not just Facebook, is it?

Please don't click to 'Like this'

Length? longer than I'd planned
(Tue 17th Apr 2012, 11:22, More)