You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Profile for injektilo:
Profile Info:

I am a piano teacher. twiddle fingers.

Recent front page messages:


none

Best answers to questions:

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

wednesday addams
little miss ricci. I was about her age and wanted to give her a thorough smashing.

then, we both grew up, she became round, soft and jugged up to the nines. fucking BRILLIANT.

then, we both grew up some more, she went all calista flockhart, got a very shit tattoo plastered over her tit and now looks dirt. oh, NOW she wants to do all the nude scenes, *great*.

I have moved on to summer glau.
(Fri 6th Nov 2009, 14:08, More)

» Schadenfreude

cycling lurls, not the most original
in my "wear system of a down t-shirt and unnecessary wallet chains" phase many years ago (shudder), I left my house whilst 3 young fellows cycled past to the chant of "greeeebooooo", as was the thing at the time. the one in front turned round to wankfist me and crashes straight into a postbox, the two behind following soon after in a tangle of limbs, wheels and bike frames.

from the heap of whimpering and moaning, one of them wails "you fucking greebo twat!" at me. didn't really have the same impact as it would have before their dignity was shredded away like mark heap jumping into a muck spreader.
(Thu 17th Dec 2009, 17:55, More)

» PE Lessons

footie fluke
was on one knee tying my shoelace (thankfully not being forced to gobble the teacher as usual) facing the opponent's goal just inside the penalty box. keeper hoofs it out, bounces straight off my head and in the net. ha!

I was kidding about the gobblage.
(Wed 25th Nov 2009, 2:28, More)

» Sexual fetishes

socks
preferably, she should keep them on. I'm like the opposite of TS.
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 5:51, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

Jobby
people who take their work home with them. you're not at work anymore, stop boring me by talking about it.
(Fri 16th Oct 2009, 7:43, More)
[read all their answers]