» Worst Band Ever

Kate Nash & Lily Allen
Upper middle class women who went to private school pretending to be cockney, it's patronising shite.

Exhibit A: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryH5cga0yUI

(I managed 5 seconds)
(Tue 4th Jan 2011, 12:30, More)

» Debt pron

Actually got a story to add, finally!
When I was about 22, my girlfriend dumped me (by post), I lost my job and the bank called in my overdraft all on the same day.

And I was in Liverpool at the time, as the icing on the cake..
(Fri 24th Nov 2006, 9:26, More)

» Old stuff I still know

I am an expert
at minutely altering the volume on a tape recorder, having spent many an evening trying to load Operation Wolf on the Amstrad CPC.

Seriously, I could crack safes.
(Fri 1st Jul 2011, 11:45, More)

» Trolls

This one time
I went onto a chat forum, and said something to elicit an emotional response from others. I did this primarily because I crave attention, but also because I feed on the negative emotions of others.

I'm essentially a bottom-feeder, but of course I justify this to myself by thinking that I'm actually "bursting their pomposity".
(Fri 20th May 2011, 11:12, More)

» Bizarre habits

After I've eaten a packet of crisps
I have to fold it up and then tie it in a bow. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Oh, and I have to do stuff in even numbers wherever possible. An odd number of anything, no matter how pointless and small, seems wrong somehow.

For example, this post has 3 paragraphs. Aaaaaargh
(Wed 7th Jul 2010, 14:11, More)