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» Amazing displays of ignorance
The world Revolves Around Her
My missus was having a right strop on holiday one year, as she couldn't get the sun on both sides of her body at the same time.
So, I started to tell her how the Earth spins throughout the day, and as it spins, also orbits the sun, making the sun appear to move across the sky and causing shade where it didn't shine.
"Who told you that?" she retorted
"Well, teachers, books and my old man, when I was a young un" I replied
"Do you believe everything people tell you" She answered
Oh dear, time for more alcohol
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 5:30, More)
The world Revolves Around Her
My missus was having a right strop on holiday one year, as she couldn't get the sun on both sides of her body at the same time.
So, I started to tell her how the Earth spins throughout the day, and as it spins, also orbits the sun, making the sun appear to move across the sky and causing shade where it didn't shine.
"Who told you that?" she retorted
"Well, teachers, books and my old man, when I was a young un" I replied
"Do you believe everything people tell you" She answered
Oh dear, time for more alcohol
(Fri 19th Mar 2010, 5:30, More)