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» Bullshit and Bullshitters
Mental illness is a terrible thing
I've got the usual suspects: the mate at school who liked to make stuff up about the old 8/16 bit games we were into, and the mate-of-a-mate who's an absolute expert through personal experience in whatever we're talking about...
But my winner is the loon that another mate married (good Lord how the time flies) about a decade back. Not just any loon, a now famous bigamist porn star loon. Now the papers (like myself just there) tend to focus on the lurid sexy details, as it sells, only hinting at the mindfuck bullshit she told everyone to be the centre of attention. Off the top of my head, I recall:
The fake pregnancies.
Having cancer.
Deaths of close family members.
Playing rugby for the England under somethingorothers (in front of people who actually played at quite a high youth level and knew otherwise)
Playing tenpin bowling for the England under somethingorothers (in front of *many* people who actually played at quite a high youth level and knew otherwise)
Oh and the whole "forsaking all others until death us do part" thing. It's still a point of personal pride that I didn't shag her when asked, moral fibre ftw!
No apologies for the content of this post, as she messed my mates life up good and proper at the time and then went on TV to bullshit about it all over again... No apologies for length either, it's a statistical probability that she's had longer.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 21:31, More)
Mental illness is a terrible thing
I've got the usual suspects: the mate at school who liked to make stuff up about the old 8/16 bit games we were into, and the mate-of-a-mate who's an absolute expert through personal experience in whatever we're talking about...
But my winner is the loon that another mate married (good Lord how the time flies) about a decade back. Not just any loon, a now famous bigamist porn star loon. Now the papers (like myself just there) tend to focus on the lurid sexy details, as it sells, only hinting at the mindfuck bullshit she told everyone to be the centre of attention. Off the top of my head, I recall:
The fake pregnancies.
Having cancer.
Deaths of close family members.
Playing rugby for the England under somethingorothers (in front of people who actually played at quite a high youth level and knew otherwise)
Playing tenpin bowling for the England under somethingorothers (in front of *many* people who actually played at quite a high youth level and knew otherwise)
Oh and the whole "forsaking all others until death us do part" thing. It's still a point of personal pride that I didn't shag her when asked, moral fibre ftw!
No apologies for the content of this post, as she messed my mates life up good and proper at the time and then went on TV to bullshit about it all over again... No apologies for length either, it's a statistical probability that she's had longer.
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 21:31, More)