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» Redundant technology
Remember the first mobile phones?
The blue ones that were more 'brick shit-house' than 'brick'. There's a tv doctor - not tranny (i think he's on morning tele), who still goes everywhere with his. It had a funny ring-tone and a big blue light when it rang..
(Tue 9th Nov 2010, 14:23, More)
Remember the first mobile phones?
The blue ones that were more 'brick shit-house' than 'brick'. There's a tv doctor - not tranny (i think he's on morning tele), who still goes everywhere with his. It had a funny ring-tone and a big blue light when it rang..
(Tue 9th Nov 2010, 14:23, More)
» Corporate Idiocy
Asda - Always Low.
About 145 moons ago, i worked for a security firm. I was posted to guard the rear yard of the ASDA SUPERMARKET in STOCKPORT. Not much to do but pretend to look vigilant when the gates were opened for the big delivery trucks dropping off stock. Other than that, i'd sit out of the way in the corner shed with a telly.
The yard foreman was a dick for trying to make ME do his work, sweeping up the skanky place etc.. (Not in my job description, even the Asda night monger - i mean manager - was at it (he was quickly told to "FUCK OFF!").. Over the two weeks i worked there, i reported all the crap i got from these twats to control every night, soon the contract was terminated and i had it cushy elsewhere.
One night before then, when the delivery truck was in, the yard-arse was doing his usual F1 driving in his forklift whilst unloading a full pallet of meat. He over did the turn and sent the meat crshing down everywhere. Onto the floor, splitiing the packaging and into the puddles of oil and the stream of way-past sell-by-date, rotten food and blood that leaked from the rusted waste-produce skips.
The night monger then told him to pick it all back up so they can repack it in the warehouse..
I never shopped there before and will certainly NEVER shop there - EVER!
(Sat 25th Feb 2012, 16:48, More)
Asda - Always Low.
About 145 moons ago, i worked for a security firm. I was posted to guard the rear yard of the ASDA SUPERMARKET in STOCKPORT. Not much to do but pretend to look vigilant when the gates were opened for the big delivery trucks dropping off stock. Other than that, i'd sit out of the way in the corner shed with a telly.
The yard foreman was a dick for trying to make ME do his work, sweeping up the skanky place etc.. (Not in my job description, even the Asda night monger - i mean manager - was at it (he was quickly told to "FUCK OFF!").. Over the two weeks i worked there, i reported all the crap i got from these twats to control every night, soon the contract was terminated and i had it cushy elsewhere.
One night before then, when the delivery truck was in, the yard-arse was doing his usual F1 driving in his forklift whilst unloading a full pallet of meat. He over did the turn and sent the meat crshing down everywhere. Onto the floor, splitiing the packaging and into the puddles of oil and the stream of way-past sell-by-date, rotten food and blood that leaked from the rusted waste-produce skips.
The night monger then told him to pick it all back up so they can repack it in the warehouse..
I never shopped there before and will certainly NEVER shop there - EVER!
(Sat 25th Feb 2012, 16:48, More)
» Unusual talents
I can survive..
On charcoal all week - cos i can't fooking cook (Wednesday is chippy night (thank fook))..
I can also walk home from pub in the STRAIGHTEST LINE a rule can make, after 9 pints at 3:30 in the morning.
No watered down beer 'round here, students - stay away.
Ok, a metre rule is the longest rule i know of (but i walk in yards and it's 200 yds to home around a bloody bend in the road)..
(Sat 20th Nov 2010, 0:50, More)
I can survive..
On charcoal all week - cos i can't fooking cook (Wednesday is chippy night (thank fook))..
I can also walk home from pub in the STRAIGHTEST LINE a rule can make, after 9 pints at 3:30 in the morning.
No watered down beer 'round here, students - stay away.
Ok, a metre rule is the longest rule i know of (but i walk in yards and it's 200 yds to home around a bloody bend in the road)..
(Sat 20th Nov 2010, 0:50, More)