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» Best Graffiti Ever

The Iron Bridge, Isleworth circa 1990
Written in white house paint, across the whole bridge.

"Pretty small half a chicken, sure, what, I don`t much"
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 20:49, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

Another recent classic..
Me: Can you right-click on the desktop for me?
User: But I`ve got a laptop!
(Thu 1st Jan 2004, 16:25, More)

» Conned

Shameful...
I once (With assistance from my ex-flatmate) sold a radio alarm clock at a car boot sale. Catch was, we had pulled it from the pond in our garden earlier that morning. Amazing what a bit of foam clean can do. I still wonder what happened when the poor guy got it home..
(Thu 18th Oct 2007, 21:56, More)

» People with Stupid Names

I used to go to school
with someone called Theresa Green.

Oh how we laughed!
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 19:36, More)