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» Lies Your Parents Told You
Hang on...
I can just imagine the McVitie's marketing meeting in the late 80s.
Jocasta: "My mummy gave me this recipe right, for the biscuits to DIE for, yah?"
Trevelyn: "Graaaaaaate. What are they called?"
Jocasta: "Nig Nogs! Isn't that hilaaaarious?"
Linette: "Oh, yah, just superb, but we've just bagged the equal opportunities campaign here at Fortescue and Watermelon. I don't think that would sit well with the IC3s."
Castella: "Okaaaay, we need two words. Short and snappy. Cracky like the biccy, yah?"
Durkin: "Blib blobs?"
Jocasta: "Nibble Nobs?"
and so a legend was born...
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:20, More)
Hang on...
I can just imagine the McVitie's marketing meeting in the late 80s.
Jocasta: "My mummy gave me this recipe right, for the biscuits to DIE for, yah?"
Trevelyn: "Graaaaaaate. What are they called?"
Jocasta: "Nig Nogs! Isn't that hilaaaarious?"
Linette: "Oh, yah, just superb, but we've just bagged the equal opportunities campaign here at Fortescue and Watermelon. I don't think that would sit well with the IC3s."
Castella: "Okaaaay, we need two words. Short and snappy. Cracky like the biccy, yah?"
Durkin: "Blib blobs?"
Jocasta: "Nibble Nobs?"
and so a legend was born...
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:20, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
The only lie I really remember
The only one that sticks is this ridiculous one that a primary school teacher told me. Apparently, some people reckon there's this thing called 'sin' which is bad for you, and some big beardy bloke who lives in the sky (but who you'll never meet till you die) HATES you for having.
Makes no sense at all.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:31, More)
The only lie I really remember
The only one that sticks is this ridiculous one that a primary school teacher told me. Apparently, some people reckon there's this thing called 'sin' which is bad for you, and some big beardy bloke who lives in the sky (but who you'll never meet till you die) HATES you for having.
Makes no sense at all.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 23:31, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Nig Nogs
Believe it or not, Nig Nogs ARE a type of biscuit... Albeit a horribly racistly named one.
Mainly made from oats, golden syrup, butter and sugar. They're a bit like what Aussies call Anzac biscuits. A bit like Hob Nobs, but thinner and chewier. I will not reveal my sources on which Aryan family gave me this recipe when I was about 8.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 22:36, More)
Nig Nogs
Believe it or not, Nig Nogs ARE a type of biscuit... Albeit a horribly racistly named one.
Mainly made from oats, golden syrup, butter and sugar. They're a bit like what Aussies call Anzac biscuits. A bit like Hob Nobs, but thinner and chewier. I will not reveal my sources on which Aryan family gave me this recipe when I was about 8.
(Thu 22nd Jan 2004, 22:36, More)