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What am i sposed to put in this box then? im just gonna talk cod shit for a bit instead of something sensible. Right, here goes. A question, if the moon really WAS made from cheese, how many cows would it take to make it? And im wondering also, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? And if swimming is so good for you, why are whales fat? I dunno sometimes ;-p
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What am i sposed to put in this box then? im just gonna talk cod shit for a bit instead of something sensible. Right, here goes. A question, if the moon really WAS made from cheese, how many cows would it take to make it? And im wondering also, do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? And if swimming is so good for you, why are whales fat? I dunno sometimes ;-p
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» People with Stupid Names
Hippy with a sense of Humour
My dear mother used to work in Swindon Central Library. A lady who worked there had a Hippy friend called 'Penfold', who as he was a pikey traveller, had no last name. He came into the library to get a library card, but as he had no last name, couldn't get a library card. After much faffing he changed his name, by deed poll to Penfold Oliver Orange Pants. Yes. P.O.O Pants
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 15:26, More)
Hippy with a sense of Humour
My dear mother used to work in Swindon Central Library. A lady who worked there had a Hippy friend called 'Penfold', who as he was a pikey traveller, had no last name. He came into the library to get a library card, but as he had no last name, couldn't get a library card. After much faffing he changed his name, by deed poll to Penfold Oliver Orange Pants. Yes. P.O.O Pants
(Thu 26th Aug 2004, 15:26, More)
» Misunderstood
Teabags
I was in my local supermarket the other day, basically having a sketchy moment, too much coffee not enough food. I was getting teabags and biscuits for the office, and looked up at the teabags and looked at the front of a 250 bag of tetley that said "deaf" in italics. I stood there and thought "teabags for deaf people....whatever next".......Decaf.....DOH!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 11:56, More)
Teabags
I was in my local supermarket the other day, basically having a sketchy moment, too much coffee not enough food. I was getting teabags and biscuits for the office, and looked up at the teabags and looked at the front of a 250 bag of tetley that said "deaf" in italics. I stood there and thought "teabags for deaf people....whatever next".......Decaf.....DOH!
(Fri 7th Oct 2005, 11:56, More)
» Petty Sabotage
VERY PETTY SABOTAGE
Once upon a time, the british government decided they were going to stop subsidising farmers for holding motorsport events on their land. Why dont they just stop building play parks and football pitches as well? Read the story here here or jump straight into signing the petition here
Cheers Guys, B Boy
(Tue 10th May 2005, 15:12, More)
VERY PETTY SABOTAGE
Once upon a time, the british government decided they were going to stop subsidising farmers for holding motorsport events on their land. Why dont they just stop building play parks and football pitches as well? Read the story here here or jump straight into signing the petition here
Cheers Guys, B Boy
(Tue 10th May 2005, 15:12, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
Skiving
I remember back in the day, school Science lessons, we sat on a desk in front of the teacher who was named Mr Mabbort, top bloke, big West Ham supporter. Blatently one of the lads who liked science for making big bangs and the cool stuff like that, then found out there was even cooler stuff you could do with science. anyway, we used to chat loads instead of doing work and sometimes he'd be like "come on then lads get on with some work" and 5 minutes later it'd be "got any jokes then lads???" if all else failed we could push the "see the football at the weekend sir?" emergency button.
Worked in a kitchen in a restaurant for 2 years after that, not much skiving can be got away with there so im making up for it these days as im my own boss fixing PCs/printers and stuff like that. AAAAAAHHHHHH its the life. its not skiving if you cant get in trouble for it
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 11:00, More)
Skiving
I remember back in the day, school Science lessons, we sat on a desk in front of the teacher who was named Mr Mabbort, top bloke, big West Ham supporter. Blatently one of the lads who liked science for making big bangs and the cool stuff like that, then found out there was even cooler stuff you could do with science. anyway, we used to chat loads instead of doing work and sometimes he'd be like "come on then lads get on with some work" and 5 minutes later it'd be "got any jokes then lads???" if all else failed we could push the "see the football at the weekend sir?" emergency button.
Worked in a kitchen in a restaurant for 2 years after that, not much skiving can be got away with there so im making up for it these days as im my own boss fixing PCs/printers and stuff like that. AAAAAAHHHHHH its the life. its not skiving if you cant get in trouble for it
(Tue 3rd May 2005, 11:00, More)