» The Little Things

My wife
being my wife.
(Mon 21st Mar 2016, 17:26, More)

» Not having sex

Ladies and gent's, may I introduce my left hand.
Thank you all very much.
(Sat 24th May 2014, 23:00, More)

» Why I Love/Hate Britain

I fucking hate Blighty
That's why I now live in Canada.

The End.
(Thu 3rd Oct 2013, 19:14, More)

» Dates Gone Wrong

My trouble and...
The date that is still going...
(Sun 7th Sep 2014, 19:32, More)

» What Makes You Cry?

looking at my todger in a mirror.

(Sat 9th Aug 2014, 2:02, More)