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[challenge entry] 'You're barred'

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(I helped save b3ta! izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# It looks like he was caught just as he was about to shove that AK down his kecks and start pleasuring himself with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Someone should really let some of the air out of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# muscles like that are so ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Only one day until your b3taday.
I'd start demanding loudly that people have dragons ready for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:01, archived)
# agreed
HEY, B3TA, IT'S MY B3TADAY IN ONE DAY! I WANT DRAGONS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Dragons?
Smash want dragons?

Edit: I see Smash do want dragons. Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Yes, real ones. Like this one:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# dont start this shit again :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# What shit :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# I was joking
It is a lovely aardvark dragon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# dragons are aard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# O HAI DRAGONKITTY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Ahhhhh!
But what happened to the poor thing's tail?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10033483
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# it's bobtodd's b3taday today
i'm pretty sure she'd like demons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# smash do indeed want dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Duncan Bannatyne
will be flown in on the day ;) But in the meanwhile have this from me.

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Snakey Bull!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:07, archived)
# fuck!
that's GORGEOUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Thank you - it came from this original sketch I did whilst waiting my time point at a bus terminus
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:12, archived)
# i bet the other passengers were giving you funny looks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Yeah I wouldn't let them on until I'd finished sketching ;)
they had their little faces pressed up against the doors and everything - only joking... or am I? lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# "Achmed! Why is my AK not firing? How can I carry out an attack on Western devils with non-firing gun?"
"Ha ha, Salim, we gave you the AK with Kemp spunk in it!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 6 May 2010, 0:00, archived)