that's nothing, i got pushed in front of the school bus
fucked the bitch's face with a hockey stick afterwards, though
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Sun 9 May 2010, 23:47,
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Nice one. I didn't really get my own back on the guy who punctured my lungs unfortunately.
I just sat there sadly while my lungs slowly deflated.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 9 May 2010, 23:50,
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she tried to bully me
but i used to just smile in her troglike face. it really pissed her off. i was never much of a fighter, which she took to mean that i couldn't fight.
she was wrong.
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Sun 9 May 2010, 23:53,
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