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[challenge entry] boss kemp...sorry. maybe i should have surfed porn tonight instead.

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(Mr Chicken, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:34, archived)
# I don't have to surf porn. Mu is making me some as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:35, archived)
# so he's not still having a hissy, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Oh, is that what he's doing :(
Well then you'll have to draw me porn
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:39, archived)
# he was before, calling you a bully
and i can't draw fruit, never mind porn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:41, archived)
# That wasn't proper bullying. I remember proper bullying from school.
I received black eyes, a broken nose and 2 punctured lungs. He should count himself lucky.
Then he should stop whinging and draw me some porn before I break his f***ing fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:46, archived)
# that's nothing, i got pushed in front of the school bus
fucked the bitch's face with a hockey stick afterwards, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Nice one. I didn't really get my own back on the guy who punctured my lungs unfortunately.
I just sat there sadly while my lungs slowly deflated.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# she tried to bully me
but i used to just smile in her troglike face. it really pissed her off. i was never much of a fighter, which she took to mean that i couldn't fight.
she was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Maybe he's ignoring me. Fine.
BUT REMEMBER MU, MY BULLIES AT SCHOOL DIDN'T HAVE AN IGNORE BUTTON.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I totally have you on ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:50, archived)
# :( you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# It wasn't a serious hissy. But I'm not drawing you porn.
And bring it on, ya thin streak.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Oh, it's on!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:51, archived)
# That'll do pig, that'll do.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:52, archived)
# i don't remember posing for that
it must have been a while ago, my hair is much longer nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Shower webcams are great, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i thought that spider was particularly large
his single red eye should have tipped me off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:59, archived)
# :(
If a large spider decided to get into the shower with me I would turn the heat up to maximum and boil us both.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:02, archived)
# i like spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# You can have them
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# i did have one
a lovely mexican red-kneed tarantula, but she died :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:06, archived)
# My cousin had one but it escaped.
I refused to go to their house after that.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:09, archived)
# heheheh
it's making its way slowly to your house.
you do know that, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Aaargh!
I keep two fully automatic bb guns by my bed for just such an eventuality.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# you don't actually think you'd wake up in time, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# fuck, that takes me back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:36, archived)
# heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 9 May 2010, 23:43, archived)