Aaargh!I keep two fully automatic bb guns by my bed for just such an eventuality.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 10 May 2010, 0:17,
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you don't actually think you'd wake up in time, do you?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 10 May 2010, 0:19,
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