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[challenge entry] Facemath

kemp + fawkes = blair

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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# When this challenge was announced i went to wikipedia to find out who ross kemp is
I still don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:07, archived)
# we are all Ross Kemp in our own way
*doesn't know either*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# We've all got a little bit of Ross in us,
either that or my piles have flared up again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# B3ta (pronounced /ˈbiːtə/) is a high-profile[1] British website
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# If I tried to pronounce that, my esophagus would fly out of my mouth
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:13, archived)
# It's a greek word
used in medicine to describe the sound made when someone's esophagus flies out of their mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# ok, here goes:
*takes deep breath*

Slashampersandhashseventwelvesemicolonbiampersandhashseventwentysimicolonteeampersandhashsixohonesimicolonslashclosebracket

...

*picks up esophagus from floor*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I don't either really
but I don't mind this kind of challenge so much. The Bob Ross one was fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:13, archived)
# *wink*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
# If you don't love bob we can't be friends.
There, I've said it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:15, archived)
# FUCK YEAH FOR HAPPY LITTLE TREES
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:18, archived)
# I'm more about the hair
but we can all get along in our love for bob.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:33, archived)
# LOL


; )
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# wow!
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:01, archived)
# then I shall stalk you
I DO love Bob Ross by the way. I actually watched him on PBS when I would be home from school with a cold or flu.

I still don't know what he saw in Diana
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# They can go either way really
this time round i'm not too fussed, I just don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Put simply
he's Chuck Norris but British and crap. And Bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# So he's a racist homophobe who tells people to take up arms against the government?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# Well then, he's no Ted Nugent, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:03, archived)
# No idea. Could be
However fact that he's "crap" means he doesn't display evidence of such charming attributes in public.

ALSO: if Chuck Norris wants to fight the government, then I feel sorry for the government (etc...)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I too have turned to Wikipedia for enlightenment on Ross Kemp.
Now I know who he is; I just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:34, archived)
# this pretty much sums it up
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:43, archived)
# The solution being,
send Kemp and Blair to the tower. Result!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
#
endtab to the towerin the fucking face
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:28, archived)
# A much better idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:36, archived)
# And Brown can shoot himself in the foot
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 May 2010, 2:38, archived)
# how do I look in my hat
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:19, archived)
# bl;ah lalal lal lalall ala
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Mon 10 May 2010, 3:24, archived)