When at uni my sister accidentally sat on and broke a pint glass, hospitalising herself thankfully only very briefly for cut buttocks.
Sympathy? Her nickname was 'Crunchy' for the rest of the year.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16,
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Was the accident on a Friday?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19,
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Yeah
'Accidently' Like hoovering with just a dressing gown on and falling down the stairs awkwardly? That kind of accidently?
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robneymcplum spiced up his life on,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19,
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Come now
She might be ugly but she's not a slag.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:21,
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Luckier than the girl on my girlfriend's course,
her surname is Greatorex and she earned the nickname "greatoralsex". There's one for your CV...
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twattybanjo,
Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19,
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