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# When at uni my sister accidentally sat on and broke a pint glass, hospitalising herself thankfully only very briefly for cut buttocks.
Sympathy? Her nickname was 'Crunchy' for the rest of the year.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Was the accident on a Friday?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Yeah
'Accidently' Like hoovering with just a dressing gown on and falling down the stairs awkwardly? That kind of accidently?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Come now
She might be ugly but she's not a slag.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Luckier than the girl on my girlfriend's course,
her surname is Greatorex and she earned the nickname "greatoralsex". There's one for your CV...
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)