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[challenge entry] Morning all.

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(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# Interesting choice of condom
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# he tried a sock first.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Yay for gange! I was saying to Mrs V just this weekend that we should invest in some, as we haven't had any for aaaaaaaaaages:
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:12, archived)
# JUNKIE!
Edit: Have a silly pea..
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Bloody hippies!
nice pic though! :-)
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:14, archived)
# There's a bit of a drought on at the moment
If you do find some decent skunk, let me know
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:47, archived)
# *obvious crunchie/penis joke*
Tribs had a better joke and I couldn;t think of one!
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:15, archived)
# He was...
Meant to look like he was merely holding a chocolate bar. But on reflection yes, it looks like its his penis.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# When at uni my sister accidentally sat on and broke a pint glass, hospitalising herself thankfully only very briefly for cut buttocks.
Sympathy? Her nickname was "Crunchy" for the rest of the year.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Was the accident on a Friday?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Yeah
'Accidently' Like hoovering with just a dressing gown on and falling down the stairs awkwardly? That kind of accidently?
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Come now
She might be ugly but she's not a slag.
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Luckier than the girl on my girlfriend's course,
her surname is Greatorex and she earned the nickname "greatoralsex". There's one for your CV...
(, Mon 10 May 2010, 11:19, archived)