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[challenge entry] 'science' courtesy of the BBC

From the Fake Science challenge. See all 228 entries (closed)

(Mr Chicken, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Are you trying to be controversial or summing?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:08, archived)
# global warming is bollocks
i've got the heating on, i'm freezing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Ah, but conversely bollocks warming is global.
*counters*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i have no bollocks to warm
so there
*rebuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:14, archived)
# 2 words........Al fucking Gore :(
..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# that's 3 words
and it's no use, there are far too many greedy and selfish people in this world for a global warming solution to ever be agreed and fully acted upon.
we're doomed, people, accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
# *gets ready for teh end*
*prepares sandwiches*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Head for the hills, people!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:30, archived)
# I'm gonna find a CAVE
Osama had the right idea
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
# egg mayo, ham salad and tuna, sweetcorn and mayo, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Why do you like the bbc so much?
Are you saying they're always right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:13, archived)
# aawww, sweet!
he's got a scarlet-esque look about him there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Oh sure, you reply to the 5 minute doodle, but the animation you completely ignore.
Women are so fickle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:17, archived)
# give me a chance!
i've only been on here 20 minutes, i've only just looked down the board!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
# He hasn't got enough tits to be Scarlet, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# it's the sweet, earnest yet confused expression that does it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:15, archived)
# :DDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:18, archived)
# GO TO BED!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:45, archived)
# that looks like
my kind of sperm bank
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# holy shit, i could never do that
...not with those people watching
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# patent it
get it on Dragon's Den.....you'll make a fortune..(I'll want a cut of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 13 May 2010, 0:56, archived)
# You could get a pretty nasty cut from this
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:37, archived)
# New from Ronco
The Accu-Jak!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 13 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Remeniscent of
"One Boy and his Dog"
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 13 May 2010, 4:04, archived)
# beautifully disturbing
like
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 14 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# We need a
don't like this button.

You choose to choose to believe a few tin-foil hat wearing climate change denialist over a majority of climate change scientists?
(afroboy, Fri 14 May 2010, 11:50, archived)