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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
You silly! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha lovely!
"The shuttle departing from platform 5 will be 10 minutes late due to signal failure"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
# pfft
meteors on the line
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:39, archived)
# haha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:38, archived)
# hahah
wtf is that thing outside the station? It looks like some kind of super-broom FROM THE FUTURE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:46, archived)
# It's the Vileda Public Art Broom 3000
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
"Partly brought to you with a £60,000 Arts Council grant"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# it's Timmy Mallet's toilet brush
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# "*CRHRRKK* Passengers are reminded that as of Tusday it is essential that *CHRUHHKKK* oxygen masks *CHHHRKRKK* severe anal bleeding *CHRKKKKRKK* danger of death *CHRKKKRKK*
*BING* Thankyou."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# But isn't that what happens on the tube anyway?
(doesn't live in Fancy-pants-London)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:51, archived)
# OH man, you should SEE some of the fancy pants we have down here!
Especially here in Camden, which is an internationally renowned centre for the fanciest of pants.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Pah!
You're lucky if Camdenites are wearing shoes, let alone pants
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:31, archived)
# you are thinking of the Northern Line
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:52, archived)
#
"Welcome on board the Northern Line service to Mill Hill East. Our cruising altitude will be approximately 0 feet. On arrival at Mill Hill East there will be no need to adjust your watches as it is in the same time zone as everywhere else."
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I got an amature parking ticket in Mill Hill
it was a hand written note stuffed inside an official parking ticket sticky envelope thing, moaning about the fact that I had parked in front of someone's drive. The drive in question belonged to the person I was staying with who had invited me to park there.

The cheek of it! The ironic fact is that they owned one of the sticky envelope things, presumably from a ticket they had got whereas I've never had a parking ticket in my life. Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 10:59, archived)
# All the time! It's the most sexy underground line.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Fucking Northern Line
Absolute OUTRAGE in the media at early eveing and wekend closures.

Yeah, us scummers on the Victoria Line have had to put up with it for THREE YEARS. You don't hear us compalining.
Apart rom me, now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:03, archived)
# let it out Joe
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Thanks
Fucking Northern Line with yer fucking Hampstead, and yer fucking Camden.

I lived in Tufnell Park... I know how shit the Northern Line is.

I don't care, we've got sexy new trains that go whoosh fast now.
But we still sit outside Seven Sisters for five minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:10, archived)
# the healing process has begun
you have taken the first step
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 13 May 2010, 11:11, archived)
# When I was a little un
I think I thought that this was the case
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 13 May 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 May 2010, 11:01, archived)