Hey, I've not added any citations
It'd probably be very hard to. I'd just invent them, like all the times I've invented citations to back up my claim that Gary Lineker spent time in jail for telling a fake Sheikh that the Queen is a bit of an old slapper.
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boris the spider,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:11,
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Paul Merton has died :(
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:13,
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Not according to Wikipedia
Or not yet, anyway.
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boris the spider,
Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14,
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