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(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# ok
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# *closes photoshop*
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# *twitches at the lower case E*
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Yeah lower case E always made me twitch too.
But doves - they were clean as a whistle.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# This flag, I keep mistaking it for the danish one.
Is it like the US confederate flag thingie? Friend of mine - originally from the UK now living in Sweden - had this one at his house, never got around to asking about it.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# red cross = english flag.
union jack = UK flag.

EDIT: Danish flag is white cross on red background, btw.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Ah yes
Thanks
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# To remember it, think of the origin story
Of a Danish king in a white tabard who got bloodsoaked then took off his sword belt, revealing white stripes across his now red tabard.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# it's not as good as ulster's red hand
guy enters a boat race and looks like losing it so he chops his own hand off and chucks it over the line.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I thought that was the French tricolor
The blue was the officer's coat?
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:22, archived)
# If you're not on a windup
it's the flag of St George, the flag of England, represented on the Union Jack by the big red cross in the middle, the other bits on the Union Jack being a white saltire on blue for Scotland and a red saltire on white for Northern Ireland. Wales have no representation because they're a bunch of Welsh-speaking trolls who the English conquered a millennium back.


Edit: If we're feeling over-sensitive the rest of us can get wound up by the English using the Union Jack at sports events where only England are playing. Same as we can get wound up by England flags being waved at the Olympics. Oddly, we rarely seem to get as wound up when Scottish flags are waved around.

Edit edit: The London Olympics will be fun if we do what seems likely and actually enter the football. We normally don't because at the Olympics we'd be entering a UK team -- and we don't play as the UK, we have four football leagues and four national teams, and FIFA occasionally threaten us with combining to a single national team. I believe we're going to field an English team as a UK team (which is only practical; the only Scot I can think of who'd get into the England team instantly would be Craig Gordon, so a UK team would basically just be England in red, white and blue). Then we can get offended either way. Wave a Union Jack and it's offensive cos it's an English team. Wave the flag of St George and it's offensive since they're playing for the UK. Jolly japes will be had by all.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Nope, I'd actually forgotten
Learned that when I was a few weeks in Hastings around age 9-10. The times I visited the following 20-odd years, I was busy drinking and going to concerts. Loud muzak, women and heavy drinking seems to be the route to ignorance.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# You speak truth
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Stop editing man, b3ta is not wikipedia (!)
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Hey, I've not added any citations
It'd probably be very hard to. I'd just invent them, like all the times I've invented citations to back up my claim that Gary Lineker spent time in jail for telling a fake Sheikh that the Queen is a bit of an old slapper.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Paul Merton has died :(
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Not according to Wikipedia
Or not yet, anyway.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
#
Slapped my forehead the moment I'd posted the question and wiki'd it.

Don't tell Boris tho, he was very kind typing all that up - and contributed a few nice points not wikiable.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
i type fast and it's better than working out whether i'm out of the limits of an integration or not, which is not the most fascinating thing i've ever done.

plus i called the welsh a bunch of trolls and appeared to get away with it.

now i'm going to go home and eat.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:15, archived)
# That's it!
I'm ringing the fire brigade!!!
:D
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# My computer is really struggling to display animated gifs at the moment.
Which is pissing me off.

Does anyone else have this problem? Firefox 3.6.3.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# yes, I'm experiencing problems
I'm experiencing problems

(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Yeah, me too, Firefox 3.6.3 on a Mac
Frequently the last frame is replaced with an enormous grey rectangle. Not always true, and not here, but more than often enough to be a right pain in the arse.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# yes.
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:05, archived)
# It's B3tards.com
Somebody oiled it's servers in the Gulf of Mexico
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# So as well as BP flushing my pension fund down the toilet, they're also messing with my b3ta experience?
DAMN YOU BP!
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# It's their latest attempt to cap the well
Stuffing your pound notes and B3ta pictures into the pipe 1 mile under the sea
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# yes same here
taking ages then running slow
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
#
Me too with Swiftfox.

I blame Google, its that dopey picture breaking the worlds gifs
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You could be right...
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# yeah what the fuck is up with google and those fucking pics today?
does it go back to being sane tomorrow or are they deliberately trying to drive away all their users?
(, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)