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[challenge entry] It would be 300% more entertaining if he were in charge


and about 10 times less gay

From the The World Cup challenge. See all 402 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:08, archived)
# nancy-boys like you make me want to riot
www.b3ta.com/board/10085515
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:10, archived)
# I suppose I should stop making fun of everything then
That Sex and the City 2 film was awesome
I really love the work of James Corden
JollyJack's cartoons are the pinnacle of artistic merit
Please rush me the new Tinchy Stryder CD
etc
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)
# You remember that picture of a cat or a dog he drew?
You remember that one? And the rabbit vaginas? Remember those?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Oh *that* one!
Yeah man that was the best drawing of a dog or cat ever!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# I think it was called Susie and it lived with a fish or racoon and they fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)
# h8r
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# You're the biggest furry I know, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)
# hahaha
precisely. I think the only thing we disagree on is football. We should get married. I can tell that there is a physical element to your attraction to me, but we can have an open relationship when there's football on.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# :D
I have a similar arrangement with the missus at the moment - whenever she wants to watch Vampire Diaries or Twilight or anything else that falls under her catchall heading of "gay vampire shit" (her words) I get a free pass

Next time she's busy flicking the bean to gothy merkin teens swooning about we should go out and have fun...as long as there isn't a match on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# sounds like a plan
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)
# not that...
maybe you could start being funny about it, though
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)
# I've just had a spazz back through your recent /board posts
and I've cracked a couple of ribs laughing

no, really
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I'm finding it difficult to reply to you whilst ROFLing
I'm getting there though
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)
# OMG you legend
I can't believe you're responsible for this: b3ta.com/board/10083618

Man you're so fucking cool we should hang out together except I'd be ashamed because I'll never be as awesome as you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# well done... you're like an internet Angela Lansbury
you've uncovered something I posted two days ago on a public forum. I feel you've found my letters and read each one out loud. :'(

I could have spent the time going through your recent posts but I don't think I could handle such concentrated comedy...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# sorry I always get nervous when talking to my heroes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# dead horse: flogged
job done shitcunt
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# oooh shitcunt
your rapier wit pierces my heart

*slits interwrists*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're still going...
it's amusing that you're critiquing my humour and intellect, when you've basically repeated the same thing over and over.

I've decided to follow your example and post a OMG TOAP because people have an opinion that I don't follow. lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hey Oscar Wilde, you started this by critiquing mine
I've decided to follow your example by being an obnoxious, unfunny repetitive cunt

how am I doing so far?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# last word
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# lolspastics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)
# roflreactionarymingebag
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)
# morning fella
I watched One Night in Turin last night and blubbed like a pissed girl.

I feel you're the only person who'll understand
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)
# haha not seen that
but it represents the first world cup i remember watching. It did not make me feel sad, despite my love for Gazza.

I hope this england team are good enough to achieve such a glorious failure this year :)

Edit: oh, I understand completely, just don't share that particular viewpoint. I'm a bit bicurious regarding england... I enjoy watching them play well and win, but the possibility of a more relevant trophy win than the completely irrelevant 1966 terrifies me, so I tend to be relieved when they get beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# and the flip side of that Scottish coin, I fucking hate the England team and I hope they get pumped out
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:26, archived)
# see, I don't mind your lot
and always want them to do well.

As I do with all the home nations.
And Ireland
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# haha I don't mind your lot either, till they walk onto a pitch ;)
to be honest it's not really the team I hate..it's the hype around them.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:33, archived)
# I thought you'd approve of that...
given the inevitability of the associated comedown.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# see this is how I feel
football's absolutely brilliant as long as I'm in a park and kicking the ball around with my mates, but as soon as there's any kind of professional element involved it just seems to turn people into arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:41, archived)
# I think a lot of England fans feel the same way
I know I do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:42, archived)
# exactly, that's what i was trying to explain above
i like most of the players, I just don't like anything else about the england national team.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:44, archived)
# The parallels were quite striking between then and now
A press who claim to want us to do well, yet scupper us at every opportunity;
An obscenely talented youngster with a temperament problem;
Several players at the last chance saloon;
Formation uncertanties;
And heavy handed local police spoiling for a fight.

It's well worth a watch, and the book is better.
Cracking soundtrack too, and Gary Oldman narrates it, which makes the hooligan scenes a little difficult to watch, as he will alwys be Bex to me

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# i just hope we get some robot danceing from peter crouch
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# yeah that would just be the funniest shit ever
I simply cannot wait for the board to fill up with animated gifs of Peter Crouch's robot dance again

OMG PEETER CROUCH DID A DANCE LIEK A ROBOT!!11!!11

LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Two Paul Gascoigne's...there's only Two Paul Gascoigne's

Two Paul Gaaaaaascoigne's
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Someone get round to Prodge's and pry that bottle of Bucky out of his hand please...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:29, archived)
# that was lastnight :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# pfft
congrats on the manager. \o/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:30, archived)
# yea cheers... :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:35, archived)
# Legend
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:31, archived)
# fantastic footballer and utter legend

but mad as a bag of badgers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:36, archived)
# As an Spurs and England fan
I wouldn't have had it any other way
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:43, archived)
# come on the spurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:52, archived)
# hahaha yes indeed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:45, archived)
# i remember when i was 15 and met him twice.
he came to our school to do an interview for media studies gcse students, i was in charge of editing.

really nice guy both time i met him.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:50, archived)
# he's excellent
I met him when I was about 15 too, my dad said "Paul, can I get a photo please?" he said, "yeh, no problem", took my dad's camera, took a picture of my dad, and gave it back.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:56, archived)
# haha, that's great
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:57, archived)
# I still believe!
*sax solo*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:11, archived)
# *thrusts hips*
*mullets*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:16, archived)