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I suppose I should stop making fun of everything then

That Sex and the City 2 film was awesome
I really love the work of James Corden
JollyJack's cartoons are the pinnacle of artistic merit
Please rush me the new Tinchy Stryder CD
etc

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:15, archived)

You remember that picture of a cat or a dog he drew?

You remember that one? And the rabbit vaginas? Remember those?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:17, archived)

Oh *that* one!

Yeah man that was the best drawing of a dog or cat ever!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

I think it was called Susie and it lived with a fish or racoon and they fucked.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:19, archived)

h8r

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

You're the biggest furry I know, man.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:27, archived)

hahaha

precisely. I think the only thing we disagree on is football. We should get married. I can tell that there is a physical element to your attraction to me, but we can have an open relationship when there's football on.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:18, archived)

I have a similar arrangement with the missus at the moment - whenever she wants to watch Vampire Diaries or Twilight or anything else that falls under her catchall heading of "gay vampire shit" (her words) I get a free pass

Next time she's busy flicking the bean to gothy merkin teens swooning about we should go out and have fun...as long as there isn't a match on ;)

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:25, archived)

sounds like a plan

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:53, archived)

not that...

maybe you could start being funny about it, though

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:47, archived)

I've just had a spazz back through your recent /board posts

and I've cracked a couple of ribs laughing

no, really

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:51, archived)

I'm finding it difficult to reply to you whilst ROFLing

I'm getting there though

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:55, archived)

OMG you legend

I can't believe you're responsible for this: b3ta.com/board/10083618

Man you're so fucking cool we should hang out together except I'd be ashamed because I'll never be as awesome as you

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)

well done... you're like an internet Angela Lansbury

you've uncovered something I posted two days ago on a public forum. I feel you've found my letters and read each one out loud. :'(

I could have spent the time going through your recent posts but I don't think I could handle such concentrated comedy...

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)

sorry I always get nervous when talking to my heroes

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)

dead horse: flogged

job done shitcunt

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)

oooh shitcunt

your rapier wit pierces my heart

*slits interwrists*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're still going...

it's amusing that you're critiquing my humour and intellect, when you've basically repeated the same thing over and over.

I've decided to follow your example and post a OMG TOAP because people have an opinion that I don't follow. lol

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)

hey Oscar Wilde, you started this by critiquing mine

I've decided to follow your example by being an obnoxious, unfunny repetitive cunt

how am I doing so far?

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)

last word

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)

lolspastics

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:54, archived)

roflreactionarymingebag

(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:58, archived)