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[challenge entry] Wasn't a goal..............................I have proof

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(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# LOL AND THEY KEEP HONKING DER HORNS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# LOL I HOPE THERE ISN'T A FIRE IN THE STADIUM AND NOBODY CAN HEAR THE ALARM OVER THE HORNS
Actually that would be pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
# HHHOOOOOONNNKK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Who are you?
Goosepan?
LOL GEDDIT? GOOSEPAN.
GOOSE.
GOOSES GO HONK.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# fert
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# I don't get the joke.
I googled it and I don't get the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# geese only want to dance and fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# i was reading a blog that said to use a crock pot but i dont have one. is there another way to do this??
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Too many dicks in your arse makes you forget what your poo is for
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I had an argument with the power company about how much my bill was, and I completely lost the argument by saying that I had a poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# doing a poo costs about $12 per day when doing a wee is only a few cents.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# STEVEN POOFLOATER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
#
www.wikihow.com/Save-Water-With-a-Pee-Bottle
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Man, one time I was in hospital and I needed a pee bottle. It was awesome.
The only reason I didn't get one for home is that I haven't given up on life.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Real men have an office-pee-bottle.
Are you not real men?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# If you still sold wine, I'd make a joke about the wine you sell being piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I work for a different wine company now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# You wine is pissy and your customers don't mention it because they're sad and unfulfilled.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# I'm sorry. I hate it when we fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# They buy the wine because they're sad and unfulfilled. They don't mention it because we sack them as customers.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# I work on a commode.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Seriously though, the day I decide that I'm not going to do anything else with my life
there will be bottles of cold piss ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# What's a google?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# The extra width means it's broader, width-ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# It doesn't have the ridge at the side like you see on a lot of trendles
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Most people have upgraded from trendles now
but I think the extra width makes it bulky and clumsy to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# but it doesn't have the ridge at the side
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
# The ridge helps with grip. The smooth version is too slippery.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Let me know when this conversation turns into cyber-sex.
Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# I had a great idea for a film that was about movie director cyberstalking.
It was called Michael Bay/s/l.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# It's supposed to be slippery.
I mean seriously, think about what you're doing with a normal trendle. Why would you choose a wider one? Why do I have to explain this to so many people?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:16, archived)
# The old one is the more versitile.
And, frankly, I'm comfortable with what I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Yes! Those dastardly Americans are always moving the goalposts
Just look at the War of Independance
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# That bit where Will Smith uploaded that virus into the British armada was so stupid
I mean why did he have to plug into the queen's throne and how did jeff goldblum know about it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:23, archived)
# HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNKKKKK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I've got a feeling Jeff Goldblum might be fun to shop
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# he is very tall
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Here's a quicky shitty

Source
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# does he heave measleses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:47, archived)
# No, I just suck with Photoshop
Have another

Source
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# thats actually not that bad
i had to check the sauaces to see what ud done did :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# That's some fecking pox gnop
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Only if you don't look like him!
www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=50233104554
(Sciuridae with Paridae How long has it been since I last posted?, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I'll never get why they cast Danny John Jules as the US president
I guess he was receiving a lot of positive feedback at the time
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
Sneaky
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Made me laugh
When I realised what you'd done.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Haha
If only
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Nicely doHOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNKKK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicely
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
#
vuvuzela.ytmnd.com/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# This is so true
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# tops
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Groundbreaking scoop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# It fucking woz
:DD
(herman:D, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:33, archived)
# toply animaterated :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely!
I blame Cameron. He obviously agreed that we would let one in if Obama went easy on BP
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
# See now...
This could've happened if they'd got the Jabulani designer to work on the goals as well as the ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)