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# She can't feel her shit either
that's why it just leaks out
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Under that brown crust, her skin is as supple as a 65 year old
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# faeces: the secret skin softener olay don't want you to know about
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Olay= "Oh lay that brown trout right on my face"
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# well, that's put me off the idea of a fish supper
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Are women really that desperate to look younger that they would willingly smear shitpoo on their face?
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# if you're ever unsure of the answer to that
google jocelyn wildenstein
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# put it in a posh bottle and charge £100.
It would sell
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# If they are,
it's your fault, you filthy, penis-having potential rapist!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# right on, sister!
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# so that's the secret to make old ladies sexy(ier)
plane them down
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Depending on the age and depth of crust
You can tap them and unwrap them like a chocolate orange
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I want chocolate orange now
anchovy flavour
(, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)