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[challenge entry] 10 euros gets you everything

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# How about 10 cents, a curly wurly and a packet of lovehearts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# deal
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# The 10 cents part of that,
gets you frank and detailed directions as to where to stick the curly wurly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Ah
desperate times, desperate measures
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
#
to stick the curly wurly the curly wurly came from
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# hehe
Paparazzi shots like this confuse me. Is anyone really buying papers because there's a picture of a 64 year old bloke in his pants in them?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# There's some 80 year-old woman somewhere scratching her nails across her dried-up mimsy over that pic
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# *office snorts*
like trying to pick apart an old chamois leather you found in a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# lol
is it?.....I wouldn't know
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I didn't see this until just now
you've semi-mind pissed me. Fortunately, I have this chamois mimsy to hand to mop it up
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I. might. have. ninja'd
at around the same time you were posting your rely!

no - GODDAMIT - I CALL PISS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# you paint a vivid picture
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Her ceiling cat is still in therapy to this very day.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# She should take out the chamois leather
she stuffed up there in 1972
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# You're mistaken.Her minge IS the chamois leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Best of all the moisture absorbers

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# That was her prolapsed uterus, you insensitive shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# She can't feel her shit either
that's why it just leaks out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Under that brown crust, her skin is as supple as a 65 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# faeces: the secret skin softener olay don't want you to know about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Olay= "Oh lay that brown trout right on my face"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# well, that's put me off the idea of a fish supper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Are women really that desperate to look younger that they would willingly smear shitpoo on their face?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# if you're ever unsure of the answer to that
google jocelyn wildenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# put it in a posh bottle and charge £100.
It would sell
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# If they are,
it's your fault, you filthy, penis-having potential rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# right on, sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# so that's the secret to make old ladies sexy(ier)
plane them down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Depending on the age and depth of crust
You can tap them and unwrap them like a chocolate orange
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I want chocolate orange now
anchovy flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# oh!
I thought that was a hammerhead shark trying to escape out of her nanhole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# i love the word nanhole
and am stealing it forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hehe
it's SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# i'm just glad i don't have a nan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# a pakora or a chapati is just as good
/obvious nan/naan joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# My nan smelt like a pakora.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# you couldnt use a chapati or pakora as a chamois leather
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you can if you need to dry an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# i've never been keen on indian food
chinese ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Indian food is the greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.*
*in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# i'm just not very fond of it
or italian, except for lasagne and pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Italian food is the second greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# whast are your views on thai green chicken curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# yuk!
thai food tastes like grass and daisies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# not with the amount of chillies i use
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I love hot food.People think I am trying to be macho.
But I genuinely love to melt my face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# me too
bugger, time to babysit the ginger whinger :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I like it. I love to cook, I am still not happy with my version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# i like adding pea aubergines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Mmmm, naan bread...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Peshwari ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh yeahhh.
Used instead of cutlery to eat saag paneer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# KEEMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
I have recently been getting Lemon Pilau with my meals and it's the fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Curry-on-Wheels man in Southampton.
His missus does a fabulous Keema that he takes round in his van.

Shame I now live and work 50 miles off his usual route. Although he does supply the Spar opposite the OS building so I got one at the weekend when I was down that way. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# ...decisions...decisions...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:13, archived)
# That tree looks like a right goer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Dude...that parking sign is hot!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# looks bent to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Put a sexy nightie on it, and it's good to go.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# hmm
a bit knobbly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# even chlamydia?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# of course
oh, and aids too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I want a further discount as I already have the AIDS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# aidslolz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ooo, the full set!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha
*Click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* Proper LOLs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:16, archived)
# you two should be ashamed of yourselves for clicking that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# WORK IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)