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[challenge entry] nom nom nom later my beauty

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(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# and i always thought it was an elephant's leg they used!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# ha ha ha
blimey donna (duno who she is) and her meat n chips cost £4 for a portion nowadays! feck! i remember when it used to cost £3.50! the barstewards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:47, archived)
# £2.80
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I passed a stalll earlier today.....
Selling.... Kangaroo, water Buffalow, wild Boar and ostritch burgers...
If they'ed have had this on the menu I might have been tempted..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Not that this applies to what you've listed
but curious as to what else they might have had:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10341174.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Yes,I saw that the other day.... pretty horrible...
I think what I saw was pretty Kosha...
It's world food day or something like that in Nottingham market square....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Sounds all is dandy then
Everything you listed breed like rabbits, so it's not a problem. It's just when other things pop up on the menu, we need to be careful :)

www.zsl.org/conservation/regions/africa/bushmeat/
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Yes I couldn't agree with you more about the bush meat.....
As for all the things on the burger menu.... I think you could proberbly source all of them locally bread within a 30 mile radius of any major city in the UK...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Absolutely
and amazingly, as a meat eater, I have yet to try ostrich. These days their farms are all over the place!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# we got a great little place down here
sells all kinds o meat!
used to be a US bar... but tis gone all native now :D
+ that VVV
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Ostrich ......Is not really the best in my opinion.....
As for farms...... there is one about 15 miles from where I live.... They've got about 50 Alpacas .....that they keep for the wool... and to stumble accross that without warning and seeing 50 or so of them running around the field was just an absolute thrill.... they really are so playful and funny to watch.. it was a joy....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Be interesting if anyone calls the human race to judgement
"So, you were given a great big planet with billions of diverse lifeforms and a self-renewing ecosystem. How did you get on?"
"We ate the edible bits and crapped on the rest."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Lob in the fact we have largely conquered the threats to human population levels, such as disease
and we are suddenly faced with a population crisis naturally having an effect on the environment around us
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# So when do you think things will get critical even for the Western world?
Sooner or later, someone will have to make some very unpopular decisions regarding population control...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:27, archived)
# We'll be out invading other planets by then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Yep, we all will need to make some rather dramatic decisions sort of like a decade or two ago
To be blunt, the automatic right to reproduce has to questioned. Sounds like deeply fascist, 'big brother' concept, but what other choice is there? We have simply run out of space on this little lifeboat

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Oh god, cheer the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Fuck off
Tribs asked a question, so I typed a reply

I'm sorry if it didn't involve Unicorns prancing through woodland, or a happy socialist utopia
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)
# lol
calm down dear :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I'm cool :)
just had a rather bad run of people replying to quite normal posts like spastics on the internet of late. I think I shall depart and process the 16GB of my mate and his little lad I have being putting off for a couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:49, archived)
# blimey!
have fun :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:53, archived)
# My post was worse than 9/11.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 22:21, archived)
# It's no more than I expect of you,
you tasteless, insensitive starter-of-fights, you.
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 22:29, archived)
# i hate to say it...
but hitler had the right idea...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Well no he didn't
he was a complete cunt who obviously hated life. I actually quite like it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# no no...
i didnt mean killing everyone
just getting rid of the useless people, stop em breeding - thin out the gene pool or something
I think there should be an IQ test and we're allowed to hunt the thickies :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# The Earth will be saved when the Chinese gain world domination
and impose a limit of one child for every family
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I've had boar, i've had deer, i've had ostric and i've had kangaroo
kangaroo was nice, ostric a big stringy, deer mmm lovely and boar tastes like earthy bacon
oh and seaweed is nice too :D
TJ : my garden
before...
work in progress
Wotcha think so far?

dug up about 12 tonne of rocks... all put too good use (imported about 2 tonne of soil so far) and have spent about £60 to get it to that standard - not too bad if i don't say so myself!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Oh yes Venison as well.....
Iv had venison..... beautiful.... Kangaroo which was really nice....and Ostritch which I was not fussed on....
Garden....
Before.... shite!!!!
Work in progress.... Outstanding work!!... It looks like it's going to look a million dollars....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# thanks :D
at the bottom therse gonna be grass eitherside of the path, purple slate path with stepping stones, grass on the middle section a little feature of some kind on the right hand side (the triangluar bit)
top section is going to be veg patch and patio seating area with a small wall that you can sit on/flower bed
shouldnt cost too much (fingers crossed!)
gonna have electric up the top on the patio area too (that cost £13.50 forgot to add that to the total)
should be nice when its done :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Sounds absolutely great......
Have you got anywhere to put that odd collection of motor cars you used to have......or have they all gone....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# I got parking for 3 cars
two on the drive and one on the road, but they'll prolly stay at my parents house (gonna build a shed n pop an austin 7 special in there - may have to dissamble it to get it out the garden though - lol)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Sounds like just the job......
And I bet you finish up bringing you Moped in the house..;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ahh i not got one yet
i gonna take the full test n get a blub blub 500cc+ motorbike instead - that'll live in the leantoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Ar..... you found out the anser to your question from the other day then....
Test is a doddle......you'll fly through....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# its real expensive though
£95 for a cbt
£140 for the first allowin upto 125cc or something i forgotten and i gotta goto bleedy swansea for it! (only 2 hour drive away!)
£120 per lesson... god knows how many of those i'll need
another £140 to drive anything over 125cc (or whatever it was) but i can do that one locally
might just not bother! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Eeeeks......
I did mine in 1989...... I was just two parts then .... I think it was about £30 each or so...... mind you I can remember that that seamed to break the bank at the time..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# theivering barstewards1
I do have the moped option on my license though, before 2001 so i shud be able to jump straight on a moped with an L plate if i needed too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# You forgot to add the £10 for a set of L plates then ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# the local car accessory shop just closed down...
so i gotta either buy em off ebay, or travel to go get em! prolly more like £15 now! lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# Then plus your petrol or your P&P...!!
The price just keeps going up!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Kangaroo, crocodile, moose, reindeer for me
Om nyom nom.

And are you sure it's the same garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# oo0 i gotta try moose sounds nice!
yep same garden, taking ages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Technically it was European Elk
But everyone calls them Moose.

It's tasty stuff. Quite like beef.
Make friends with Scandinavian hunters if you want to get some cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# i'm gonna have to go abroad one day
n eat everything :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# That's a lot of hard work there!
Just make sure you have a beer as a reward tonight, right? Looks awesome; I'm jealous as I just lost the bottom of mine to the developers - 2 days before the laws changed.... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:14, archived)
# ahh those arses!
its 54' long said the vicar to the stripper!
lots n lots of shovelling
about 5 80ltr dustbins full of metal, including a bed buried in the garden and a "THE SALVATION ARMY" sign from the 1930's that measured about 3 foot by 15 foot (all folded up)... now donated to the salvation army, 2 80ltr dustbins full of broken glass, 5 estate sized cars FULL of grass n trees and shed
my hands are like leather :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
That's an awful lot of crap in that thar garden! 5 cars? Jesus....
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:32, archived)
# at least 5 cars full!
edit : ...most of that junk was BURRIED in the garden... oh and a bucket full of bones and teeth - may make a windchime out of them yet :D
(nothing human yet)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# Skips for the rocks cost more than £60, how on earth have you managed that?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# the rocks where buried in the garden... i've dug em all up and recycled them into walls, the small bits are going to be used as hardcore
and someone has already offered to take it off my hards
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
# "before" shows a ghost house at the bottom of your garden
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# its dead jim
its a shed, the ppl who repossed the house before i purchased it decided it would be a good idea to put a new padlock on the shed... even though it only has 3 sides! made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
this wins
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# haha that's disgusting
really nicely shopped.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:06, archived)
# this ^
+ *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 20:28, archived)
# This^
clicks clicks:D
(herman:D, Sat 3 Jul 2010, 21:38, archived)