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# his look says
'i'm a bit weirded out, but i think i still would, just to experiment. i don't actually fancy giraffes or anything'
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# but in his heart he knows
that he's a filthy, giraffe-loving pervert, who can NEVER let his friends find out about this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# we've all been there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:23, archived)
# too true
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# What's wrong iwth loving giraffes?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:55, archived)
# it's not that he loves them
it's how he loves them that's the problem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Truly? Madly? Deeply?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:01, archived)
# with lube, power tools
and a bath full of LSD-spiked jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:03, archived)
# So, pretty vanilla then?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# pretty much, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:07, archived)
# we've all been there... errr...
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# not lately :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:11, archived)
# LSD spiked jelly is hard to come by thesedays
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# yeah
i've had to resort to hash crumble
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Doesn't that...
chafe?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:14, archived)
# there's a fine line between pain and pleasure
i've lately been skipping across it with gay abandon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Masochistic gay skipping, huh?
Only a few messages on from LSD-fuelled power tool giraffe sex, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:20, archived)
# i span all sexual genres
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:22, archived)
# Mental image of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:26, archived)
# :D
treasure it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 23:28, archived)