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[challenge entry] Tone

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(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Rik Mayall FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ninj post in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Oi!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :P x
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hehehe
XX
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# KABOOM!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ...for the deaths caused by him and his crony.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# .....I should hope so 45 mins is a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Surely that would easily cover the bill and...
throw a massive wake for us self-serving Westerners enjoying the benefits of stolem oil in cheaper petrol prices we always demand with lame boycotts and refinery blockades.

Or not. I'm not a fucking funeral director, y'know.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Didn't he say that he used drink as a support?
*crosses fingers for liver cancer*
*changes mind: that kills too quickly. I want him to live long enough to see his kids die first*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# A G&T and half a bottle of wine some evenings
fucking hell, how is he still standing!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Was that it?
Christ - what a pissweak tinned arse of a man he is.

Even I sometimes drink more than that, and I'm pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ...oh gee...a protester.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I love that picture
And massive props to whoever used it to put together this video to an extremely appropriate old Carter USM song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj70bJe2O6A
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)