Passport photo guidelines are ridiculous.FAIL - there are some teeth visible.
FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:
There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.
(FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:
There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:14,
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If you like the taste of rancid fish, then gannet is the bird for you...Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html
If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...
(www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html
If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:47,
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Oooh, lovely!Edit: early gannet-based silliness:
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:53,
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FAIL - "there are shadows down the side of your face, our scanner can't cope with that."Get a better scanner then, fuckwits. Grrrrrrr.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:49,
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