There once was a new b3ta challenge.
That everyone struggled to manage.
The entries were shit
The memes didn't fit
FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE FREEBASE!
From the Limericks challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
Fail.
The mouth's open, so the passport application will be sent back.
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:08,
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Passport photo guidelines are ridiculous.
FAIL - there are some teeth visible.
FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:
There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:14,
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FAIL - it's not white enough in the background.
FAIL - you smiled.
FAIL - you scowled.
FAIL - the planets were incorrectly aligned at the time of taking the picture.
FAIL - 36.
FAIL - Running out of spurious reasons - have a Limerick:
There once was a woman named Janet,
Who lived on an outcrop of granite,
The soil was too thin,
To grow vegetables in,
So she lived on a diet of gannet.
If you like the taste of rancid fish, then gannet is the bird for you...
Also:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html
If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:47,
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www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/australasiangannet.html
If you think that's bad for the passports, try it abroad - it costs over 175 quid for a UK passport from an embassy...
FAIL - "there are shadows down the side of your face, our scanner can't cope with that."
Get a better scanner then, fuckwits. Grrrrrrr.
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:49,
archived)
Brilliance
As sick to fuck with this guy's face on b3ta
this is full of win
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 0:18,
archived)
this is full of win
in all my 8 years of reading B3ta
I've never spat tea over my keyboard... today I have
thank you
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Sun 5 Sep 2010, 11:11,
archived)
thank you