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[challenge entry] New World Order Poem

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(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Interesting


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(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] There once was a whole load of Jews
who control stuff whenever they choose
they're lizards from space
and they're the master race
and they brainwash us with aspartame in juice






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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:53, archived)
# FUCKING SHITTY CHEMTRAILS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Look in the sky, there's a plane
behind it a condensation train
but it's not just water
it's a harbinger of slaughter
and we're all fucked next time it rains.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:04, archived)
# In reply
There was a conspiracy theory
That chemtrails were making us weary
But without any proof
Of death rain on the roof
The skeptics all got rather jeery.

Yah boo! See. I was right.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:22, archived)
# ze jewzors

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:58, archived)
# aw, he's soooo cooot
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I thought that initially
but now I think it may not be Comedy Hitler at all. I think it may be EVIL Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:07, archived)
# what's the difference?
*shrugs*
*turns 360 degrees*
*leaves*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# Are you my friend?

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:06, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# jews

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 21:59, archived)
# Not that you'll read it in THEIR version of the news
but there's already a circle of Synagogues around Ground Zero and I hear they're planning to build more.
A Synagogue in case you don't know is like a trojan horse full of yahudis.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:05, archived)
# I prefer a good restaurant ...

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:08, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:12, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Think? They want u to eat it!

(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:17, archived)
# A reply
A sports commentator called Icke,
Let his sanity go for a hike,
His critics in blizzards
said "When you say lizards
We know you must really mean kikes"

But David said "Not what I mean
A lizard's a lizard it seems
That's just what I said
The Queen and Prince Ed
Are really all scaly and green."

(Sorry for the casual racism, it was necessary for the rhyme. Next up, "Why Obama's manhood is bigger"; what can go wrong?)
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Cor
For a minute there from those colours I thought you were going to rope Virgin Media into your nutty poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I like what you've done to the pope, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# A plug

If you are cheesed off with this dope
There's no need to sit home and mope
Yes, you should come down
And march round the town
To see how, surf to "Protest the Pope"

...dot org dot uk
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 21:49, archived)