b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 10192722

# look my dog can do nunchuks
(wankdog, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:39, archived)
# and moonwalking!
a cat would never do that

TJ: Hey comrades. Today is the last day of my thirties. I'm officially middle aged tomorrow. I have the day off work, so what shall I do the day?

Also - another fluffy b3tan is 40 today! Can you guess who it is?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:42, archived)
# Eat everything in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:48, archived)
# hmmm
that involves quite a lot of out of date pickles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Dunk them in a tub of melted butter. It's a taste sensation, Griffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# that's a lot of cholestrol
and at MY age too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# 0_0
I'm sorry, did you say out of date pickles???? HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# well, when I say 'pickles'
I tend to mean shitty shop bought stuff that seemed a good idea at the time and then not used after more than one dollop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Splash out on a home-brew kit and set it up in the shed
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 8:58, archived)
# well I already have a home brew kit AND a shed
your idea of combining the 2 is mind-blowing!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:01, archived)
# try to offset your approaching mid-life crisis
by going out and buying a practical estate car and a new pair of slippers, as you are bound to own a subaru imprezza or a kawasaki ninja in less than a year
(wankdog, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
# ha ha - I did this :)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# hehe
I travel nearly 30,000 miles a year. It's under 2L for me these days!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Crickey Griffy, you need a new job, not a new car ;)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# you're obviously well-prepared for this 40 lark
might I suggest a red convertible instead?

[edit] haha, what wankdog said ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Yeah! Buy a classic sports car and call it "The Tit Wagon".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# named after the driver no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# I did that when I turned 30 for fucks sake!
I can't afford to do that again!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Eat, drink and be merry
For tomorrow you have to settle down, get a pipe and slippers, and join a bowls club.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# If I could smoke a pipe in my bowls slippers I'd be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# The other day, I wandered around our flat
With my hands behind my back, going "Pom pom pom pompapom pompapom ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:05, archived)
# practising cheerleading?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Nah - just practicing being middle-aged.
I need a cardigan next.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# zipped or button?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Ooo ...
I think I'll have to go for button.

With a tissue in the pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:30, archived)
# Clearing out the old loft at my sister's house
I found a brown cardie that my nan knitted me to go to university with (when I was considerably more of a hippy than I am now)

I'm now thinking it'll be perfect for pottering around the garden in, possibly while collectign tomatoes to make chutney
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# My sister was telling me the other day about how she'd got up that morning, and her first thought, unbidden, was
"Oo it's raining - that'll be good for the garden."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)
# I appear to have been middle-aged for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
#
www.nooooooooooooooo.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:06, archived)
# What a silly website!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:12, archived)
# I pressed the button and somebody in Germany called to say cut it out.
/gratuitous Steven Wright blog
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# murder a prostitute
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# before or after?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:22, archived)
# either or
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
# during!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Get some chainmail and lay waste of your town
See them driven before you
And hear the lamentations of its women

Is it Dixon?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# hahahahaha
fuckinell


and yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Go and buy some nose/ear hair trimmers :(
(twattybanjo, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:16, archived)
# pffft
already did that years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
# Watch the Inbetweeners
it's the last day you can watch it without thinking "I'm too old to be watching this shit"

Also works for Hollyoaks and Skins
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:17, archived)
# nah - I like the Inbetweeners
I'd love to be tat age again (with my current knowledge)

Hollyoaks and Skins - hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# *files suppression order*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:24, archived)
# hehehehehehe
how's it going sweetcheeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Not too bad, just woke up and about to eat brekkie
I think creamed corn and liquidised cornflakes is the order of the day
For you, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:29, archived)
# best remove my dentures
just in case :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:34, archived)
# I won't be around tomorrow, so happy birfday in advance ;) x
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# cheers petal
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Swim the English channel
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# I won't be impressed by anyone with even one limb doing that anymore.
(twattybanjo, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# *goosefats*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:35, archived)
# bindun ?
(wankdog, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Do you want Arbeit macht freis with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:20, archived)
# change King to Kids
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# you're so right
(wankdog, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:01, archived)
# or maybe it ought to be
(wankdog, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:32, archived)
# aha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# hahah
this has set off my Wilma Deering horn
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# haha
Ace..bidi bidi.. Wonder if you can get a vader one..
ps..dont know much about Ann Summers but is that where Mac
got their logo idea?
(Sherbs, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 9:33, archived)