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[challenge entry] It's just so easily turn off and on-able

From the Ed Miliband challenge. See all 249 entries (closed)

(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:48, archived)
# I like
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Make it faster.
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:53, archived)
# sports cars next time
x4
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
# That reminds me of
the kid who took his tortoise back to the pet shop. "It's got no feet," he tells the shop guy. "Let me see," says the guy. He turns it over and it just has stumps. "Well, You'd better take another one, then," he says and gives the kid a new tortoise. The kid takes the tortoise and runs it along the counter like a toy car, shouting, "Brrrm, brrrm."
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:11, archived)
# haha--that will do it
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:15, archived)
# too green
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:58, archived)
# only against those damn greens
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 20:51, archived)
# turtle, dead cow, cheese
where do we begin?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Do you have strong teeth?
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:08, archived)
# oh--I thought the shells were just to
keep grease off the fingers
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:09, archived)
# I forgot the sesame seeds!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:13, archived)
# we'll anxiously await those on the pearo
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:16, archived)
# bit on the huge side
EDIT: FFS! That's a first in almost 6 years of this job! SOmeone called me up because they wanted travel information.
They weren't a customer, they just called as they couldn't be arsed to look on the internet for airshuttle times so thought they'd call me to ask me to check the internet for them!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 21:00, archived)