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[challenge entry] The future of war is fluffy

From the Impossible Weapons challenge. See all 158 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:50, archived)
# SCIENCE!
Best of all the belief systems!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# Ah, that would make me a sort-of a priest.
Not as good as a bishop, but one up on the verger.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:52, archived)
# something something vergin' on the ridiculous
something something bash the bishop
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Something about putting one up the verger
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# You're a vergen.
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Don't be so preachy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# The explosion and the friction of the mallow leaving the barrel with also toast it.
EPIC WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I think I have my answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:55, archived)
# We must immediately start selling them to terrorists
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Toasted marshmallows count as one of your five-a-day.
SCIENCE FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:56, archived)
# That's the kind of Science Fact I like!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# He didn't say five of what, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I only wish massive blocks of cheese were counted too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I wouldn't fancy eating a marshmallow
that has been propelled by farts.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:42, archived)
# At 400 kph,
You don't get the choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Are they toasted before they are put in the barrel?
Or are they toasted on the way out of the barrel?

Muy importante.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It has to accept either.
US and UK standard ammo is toasted, but ammo captured from Vatican forces is often in the raw state, thus allowing independence from logistical support in the field.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Good to know.
Do you sell the ammo? I am getting a little peckish here.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Ah, without accreditation from the MoD or US DoD,
we regret that we cannot sell or deliver ammunition for such weapons systems.
However, if you're friendly with someone in the Russian black market, he can probably help.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# You really ARE the messiah!
And I should know - I've followed a few!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Are you sure they weren't just naughty boys?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Thank you kindly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] The Oozie 100mm

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Special Technique.
What does it ooze? No forget I asked...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:07, archived)
# That's quite disgusting
Clever though. Have a click
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Not usre I want botty gas near my Marshmallows!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I'm curious to know, even using a more sophisticated igntion system such as a match,
if a fart could actually propel something like a marshmellow/spud/etc.

So...um...should we try it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Oh, if only there was some mad, reckless b3tan who could build such a device
Oh wait...
b3ta.com/links/I_am_on_BBC3_naked_in_the_bath
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Have you been looking in my profile......?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Wha......?
I didn't realise I was channeling him...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I'm not explaining to the Vice Chancellor
how we were found farting into a tube round the back of the maths department.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:19, archived)
# The future of Law Enforcement
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:14, archived)
# Not recommended for civilian operations.
Unless you're totalitarian, then it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:25, archived)
#
www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/753d/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Ha ha! Fuck!
I suppose it saves on the cost of chinchillas.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 4 Nov 2010, 11:23, archived)