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# My last cat used to leave so many dead specimens of life on my front door mat
I distinctly remember leaving the house one day and pointing at him and saying 'fucking cut it out'

He must have really loved me; bless his cold, rotten, feline heart
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:43, archived)
# One of my cats actually managed to catch a robin last year.
Which sort of gave me the idea for this, that and the
great big dirty rat it left as a present outside the
door yesterday...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 22:48, archived)
# I've had rats; great first thing
I was amazed at the three earth worms it more or less must have lined up parallel to each other one morning
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 23:09, archived)