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[challenge entry] I did some shopping today and that inspired this:
And by February no one will even remember what I bought them
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From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# it's the best time of the year to be single and childless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I'm also single and childless but a lot of older people in my family seem to be immune to death and my friends have already pointed out that they've bought me presents O_o
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i bought mine weeks ago
plus, i fucking LOVE shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
#
You need to get pruning your family tree then.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Record suicides can't be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Commiting suicides with records is good for the environment. No one has LP players anymore and you can chop at yourself with the sharpened edge of an old Cliff Richard 45 and not waste a good knife
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# "Batman soundtrack?"
"Throw it."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# "ah, Sade"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I have a juke box.
I could do mass murder in my kitchen!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You're hiding a weapon of mass destruction!!!
(he he, now someone at the pentagon is reading this)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# i'm not scared.
I have a false beard on and am writing this from a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# you've got a keyboard up your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't
everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ummm........
yes, of course.....
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# And not a dancefloor?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# The West Wing
of Sundae Towers is closed for refurbishment, so the the ballroom is out of use. There will be a lot more balls from me in the new year though.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Curses phraseology used against me.
At least it's not an assault on my grammarphone
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# all that vinyl, gone to waste :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# At least you dodged the VAT hike..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# don't remind me!
have to go shopping for bridesmaid's dresses next week :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Are you doing the good traditional thing of dressing the bridesmaids in the most god awful dresses you can find so the bride looks better?
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# i hope not
i'm one of the bridesmaids!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Get 'em before the 4th of January.
In fact, buy everything you're ever going to need before that date.
Yeah, that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# we're going about the 28th
that way, we'll catch the start of the sales.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# There is much wisdom in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# and yet the day will still end in an almighty row
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# VAT hike, snowmageddon, newish right wing government...
...England is exactly synchronous with Holland these days
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
# When you used the word February.....
Did you mean to write "The day after boxing day"?... ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# More than likely yes
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)