b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 10289994 (Thread)

# Record suicides can't be wrong.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Commiting suicides with records is good for the environment. No one has LP players anymore and you can chop at yourself with the sharpened edge of an old Cliff Richard 45 and not waste a good knife
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# "Batman soundtrack?"
"Throw it."
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# "ah, Sade"
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# I have a juke box.
I could do mass murder in my kitchen!
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# You're hiding a weapon of mass destruction!!!
(he he, now someone at the pentagon is reading this)
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# i'm not scared.
I have a false beard on and am writing this from a hole.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# you've got a keyboard up your arse?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Doesn't
everyone?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# ummm........
yes, of course.....
*backs away slowly*
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# And not a dancefloor?
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# The West Wing
of Sundae Towers is closed for refurbishment, so the the ballroom is out of use. There will be a lot more balls from me in the new year though.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Curses phraseology used against me.
At least it's not an assault on my grammarphone
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# all that vinyl, gone to waste :(
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)