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# that alien's going to be really pissed off
when it finds out you've been using your spy camera to photograph the inside of its earholes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:09, archived)
# Shhh....
Don't tell him.

Damn it - Hide the Cotton Buds!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:10, archived)
# *hides*
power of positive suggestion or what?
my ears are itching like mad now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:15, archived)
# I think I burst an ear drum a few weeks back.
Was very poorly sick and snotty, and the pressure in my right ear wouldn't balance out. Every time I coughed, which was very often indeed, I could feel the pressure creep higher and higher. Woke up in the middle of the night with my ear leaking a bit, the pressure gone and everything to the right of me making a buzzy ringy sound.

Moral of the story: Ears eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
# poor mu :(
sounds like a head cold. i get the blocked ears, but not as bad as you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:22, archived)
# The bit in my head wasn't too bad, except the fact I could blow through an entire pack of kleenex one after another with the sheer amount of snot my nasal cavity was intent on pumping out.
It was the coughing that fucked me up. I was at it for like 2 weeks. Still not quite right chest wise now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:26, archived)
# i know this is going to sound like hippy bollocks
but i haven't had a bad cold or cough since i've been on vitamin and mineral supplements. never took them for 4 days over new year, got a cold. started taking them again and the cold went. the cough, which, after 20+ years of smoking will usually linger for at least a month, was gone in 2 days.
make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I never usually get anything more than the sniffles.
Being lolsrsly ill wasn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:34, archived)
# it isn't fun at all
take it from someone who's spent more time in hospitals than pubs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Ear Cataracts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Totally forgot how to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:14, archived)
# i love you sometimes, mu
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Awww!
I want one!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Mnmnmnmbmbmnbbmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 19 Jan 2011, 20:24, archived)