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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# lol thread deletion
that'll teach him to use legible fonts
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# MIssed that one
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:30, archived)
# aw, the Fiend posted a CST entry
except it was a rival charity, the Cat Protection Trust... :) if only it had been done in graffiti
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:35, archived)
# :c
SNITCH.... im redoing it now :x
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:39, archived)
# hehe these things occur
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:40, archived)
# ONOES!
I'm going to run off and tell Terry on him:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] an easier one
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:24, archived)
# sharia don't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# shagging husbands, shagging husbands
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:29, archived)
# she doesn't know what she's missing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Cleanin' the catbox. Cleanin' the catbox.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:32, archived)
# some skanky fucker down my mum's street
apparently decided yesterday that it was fine to empty their catbox out of their front door and all over the street.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Nice. Bring back medieval sanitation
Why not bring back the rack. Fuckers like that need to be stretched out a bit.

Someone dumped a 500 pound air filter in the middle of my driveway a few months ago. That was fun to deal with.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:50, archived)
# i'd prefer to make them scoop it up
and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaa
This defies science
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:26, archived)
# happy b3taday
speaking of cats, I went to Edinburgh Zoo and the daddy tiger now only has one eye :( Must have happened recently as I was there just after xmas and he definitely had 2 eyes.

I hope the CST will not only be focusing on Survival but also on eyecare.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Big cats have rather huge claws which naturally results in injuries all the time
in captivity or the wild; and tend to have rather scarred faces. What amazes me is the amount of people who contact Terry (and quite frankly from the USA) amazed he doesn't declaw his cats; which is a horrific thing to do to an animal.

Those documentaries where we see of 'experts' rolling around with lions are complete bollocks; in the case of that kiwi, they were all declawed and also drugged out of their minds before filming. No one on in their right mind would play with a big cat like a lion that hadn't been de-clawed; one bash with it's claws out and you are dead. Slightly smaller cats such as leopards is still the same; you simply can't roll around with them safely ever. Cute as cubs, but as they grow time to keep your distance.

Which is why the last video is so amazing: www.vimeo.com/19445408
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:51, archived)
# stupid fuckers
oh yes, let's just mutilate these animals, so that they can roll about with their keepers for your fucking amusement.
idiot tourists.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I don't know what happened to my subject first time... but I meant to write: yes, I can imagine and that's an interesting fact about all the scarring
I am experiencing a great deal of cat love today.

Also, Squirrel Monkeys are fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Happy b3taday you...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:29, archived)
# consider yourself spanged
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Christ Almighty...
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:34, archived)
# *right click*
*views name of image*

pfft
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:38, archived)
# get ma crunc h ohn
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 22:46, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:01, archived)
# if i understood this and consequently found it to be amusing
i would click the 'i like this button' and much as i'd like to like it, i must ask... ris?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:06, archived)
# oh... i get it now... well done!
silly me...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:07, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 5 Feb 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Is that...
...hover bacon? Pork with levitation? Was it cooked in a beef-oven? Now I'm on a roll.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 14:14, archived)