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[challenge entry] Can I?

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(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Are you implying that Jesus is in some way mythical?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# the goat legged, flying freak
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Why yes you can
But God will damn you for it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# May god have mercy on your soul!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Nah!
They've managed to prove that Jesus existed. But all the other stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Well yeah, they found where he was buried
Which kinda disproves the rest anyway
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Well no, not really.
I am not arguing any position, just that your logic is flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# The bodily ascension to heaven is kinda tricky
if your body is buried in an ossary below Jerusalem

but yes, he could still feasibly have been the "son" of an invisible imaginary being, if you drink heavily
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:12, archived)
# quick question
what did you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# *points*
That bit there - Look!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I don't see anything
Oh yeah that's because god doesn't exist
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# *clears throat*
Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Having a Douglas Adams moment?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your god?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 11:13, archived)